Newly shorn
-or- an end of an era
Just over a year ago, after I finished all my residency interviews, I decided to grow my goatee. Over years, I have had a beard, here and there, for a few weeks at a time. I thought this would be the same. But after a while, my goatee grew on me (pun intended).
The next thing I knew, it was months later and I still had my little red beard. Now, over a year later, it was still there, having metamorphosized from a Van Dyck to most recently a pure goatee, with no associated mustache. I have to admit, the latter was my favorite, avoiding all the irritations of the moustache part.
But alas, my goatee is no more.
Yesterday, I realized that, over time, my goatee had become more and more narrow. This was not intentional, rather it was a simple progression of my efforts to maintain a nice, well-trimmed edge to it. I would continuously take just a tad bit more off the sides, until it really was only a strip about 1.25 inches wide.
It looked ridiculous. And my wife agreed.
So I chopped the sucker off. Now, my chin is cold, I reach up to stroke it and it is gone. It is an odd feeling after so long a time. I don't think I like it. In fact, the shaving was just an excuse to start over with a better goatee. But I do miss it. Newly shorn, and no where to go. Except work.

I haven't shaved since I came back to school and I'm fuzzy at best...*sigh* 
I kid, I kid!
(No one ever wants to play with me
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