FATkins diet?

Funny stuff...

from JoeUser Forums
My husband sent me this this morning....

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Be warned, it has some graphic language in it...but I about peed my pants laughing at it.

Let me know what you think....
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
that was brilliant.

The other day my roommate told me a story about a girl in her office. Apparently, said coworker was at Mass and had to leave early--right after communion. So she walks out of the church and notices another girl has left as well and is heading to the parking lot. To the coworker's horror, the other girl takes the communion host out of her mouth and throws it on the ground.

The coworker looks at the girl with a clear WTF expression, to which the girl replies, "do you know how many carbs were in that?"
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
loved it!
shades: no kidding!

eat proper portions, excercize regularly, choose wisely... duh... having said that, I still need to do it. I guess the other thing that I left out is stick with it! ;)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The other day my roommate told me a story about a girl in her office. Apparently, said coworker was at Mass and had to leave early--right after communion. So she walks out of the church and notices another girl has left as well and is heading to the parking lot. To the coworker's horror, the other girl takes the communion host out of her mouth and throws it on the ground.The coworker looks at the girl with a clear WTF expression, to which the girl replies, "do you know how many carbs were in that?"


Ok...so she's catholic, so she adheres to the idea of transubstantiation...

...apparently Jesus is all carbs, huh?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was awesome.... I Like "If your a fat bastard, be a fat bastard".