Is it summer yet?

from JoeUser Forums
Okay now that Christmas is over I am ready for summer.

The Winter Blues have been knocking at my door and I've spent half of this week inviting them in for a glass of lemonade and the other half kicking their butts to the curb. I've now set out a NO TRESPASSING sign, obtained a restraining order and have told them in no uncertain terms that they are not allowed to camp out on my couch for the next few months. Winter Blues...go away! I refuse to succumb to you and your friends Depression and Moodiness. Instead I will take charge of my life and make things happen.

Stay tuned!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
good attitude to have. sounds like you are taking no prisoners!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Will spring do?  OUr temps are in the low to mid 70s!!!!!  Not our typical Winter.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!

I know how you're feeling!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Man o Man I am so exhausted from shoveling sunshine off my front yard I just do not know what to do, maybe you kind folk could mail me some snow and bad weather so I could experience what you are talking about!

 

MM

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Man o Man I am so exhausted from shoveling sunshine off my front yard I just do not know what to do, maybe you kind folk could mail me some snow and bad weather so I could experience what you are talking about!


Man o man sometimes I want to reach through the computer screen and garrotte you . . .
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr. Guy, Oh those are great temps! It actually isn't all that cold here either...just gray, cloudy, and well WINTER!
I need grass underneath my bare feet. I need to feel the sand between my toes.

San Chonino, how about you hold Moderate Man down and I will make him eat a snowball!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
San Chonino, how about you hold Moderate Man down and I will make him eat a snowball!


I can tackle that burly man, no problema . . . just make sure it's a really big snowball!

And we ain't talking the Hostess ones, either, kids . . .
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
What is it about this month that is driving everyone to the blues?

Hey Elie, your sunshine looks pretty tempting!


I'm glad you put up that no trespassing sign. It will definately come in handy. I might want to borrow it soon!!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
And we ain't talking the Hostess ones, either, kids . . .


So what ARE we talking about? Frosty's nether regions?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
So what ARE we talking about? Frosty's nether regions?


Oh, man, you've found me out. I'm actually a snowanimal veteranarian, and all the snowmen want their pets neutered. I've got all these extra . . . parts . . . lying around, just begging for a lewd use.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
This conversation really snowballed fast!