Time Magazine's Person of the YEAR!

I was surprised to walk by a news stand and find that I have been chosen as Time Magazines person of the year. I mean it is a great honor to even be selected but to be chosen is even better. My selfless hours of working with the poor and supporting our president have made a difference in the world and I want to thank Time for recognizing me for this honor. It is proof positive that even as liberal as Time Magazine is they recognize a conservative as the person of the year. Fair and balance I would say. Thank you once again.