Dear Teenage Daughter:
from
JoeUser Forums
Sweetie:
No, I don't always right away blame you for something but you always right away react as if you think I am. Such defensiveness prompts me to ponder perhaps you possess a guilty conscience and thus I am compelled to question you further.
DON'T THINK TOO HARD!!!
Just help me figure out whatever it is I'm trying to figure out, i.e. Why was the toilet filled with poop when I got up this morning?????
No, I don't always right away blame you for something but you always right away react as if you think I am. Such defensiveness prompts me to ponder perhaps you possess a guilty conscience and thus I am compelled to question you further.
DON'T THINK TOO HARD!!!
Just help me figure out whatever it is I'm trying to figure out, i.e. Why was the toilet filled with poop when I got up this morning?????
! Kids!