I Can't See My Legs!

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I am parked at a truckstop just South of my destination, Indianapolis. I had stopped several places along the way to do my laundry but I guess everyone and his brother had the same idea and everywhere I stopped all of the machines were in use. It was the same story when I got here. All of the washing machines were being used and there were several people waiting for their turn at them.

I wanted to get a shower but saw no point in doing so and then putting on the same jeans. I checked the store and they didn't have any jeans for sale. They did however have these very ugly camouflage cargo pants. Oh well, better than nothing I guess.

I had my shower and donned the pants. Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market. Worst case I'll hit the laundromat near the office when I get back to the yard tomorrow night (I'm hoping I'll be heading straight there anyway). If not I'll find a store to buy some proper jeans.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had my shower and donned the pants. Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market. Worst case I'll hit the laundromat near the office when I get back to the yard tomorrow night (I'm hoping I'll be heading straight there anyway). If not I'll find a store to buy some proper jeans.


  
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market


Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.

~Zoo

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.

~Zoo


Woulda been more fun on Halloween.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I went back inside and looked through the shirts again. I wear XXL. I found one in an XL. Close enough. Not a perfect fit but it looks a little better even if it is a different camo pattern

Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.

I'll be so glad when I get the friggin laundry done.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.


Well, you can always take Socrates out with you...maybe he can help.

~Zoo
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.

Umm.....Better stay away from Post offices right now.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, you can always take Socrates out with you...maybe he can help.

~Zoo


He seems a bit confused by the camo. He keeps clawing and sniffing at it like "Why are you wearing bushes?"
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Umm.....Better stay away from Post offices right now.


I find that's good advice any time
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.


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Ouch! I can imagine what they look like!! Hope you do get your laundry done soon.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ouch! I can imagine what they look like!! Hope you do get your laundry done soon.


Thanks