Suri's First Casting Call!

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As Dave Barry would say, I SWEAR I am not making this up. I can only hope this is a scam (and, honestly, have reason to believe it is, from the look of the sculpture, as I am WAAAAAYYYY more familiar with baby poop than I would have ever aspired to be).

The latest news on Tom "Off the Deep End" Cruise, and Katie "Brainwashed" Holmes is an attempt to sell what is purportedly a bronze casting of their progeny's first bowel movement. As I said before, I have reason to doubt the authenticity of the feces, for reasons I will not go into here (read my previous, unfinished article...poo is not cute. Ever). Even if this were an authentic casting of said stool, the marketing of celebrity fecal matter is sick. Really sick. Not as disturbing as anyone who would BUY such crap (literally), mind you, but still pretty sick.

The "Weekly World News" is going to have a hard time concocting good tabloid stories as the real stories just get weirder and weirder.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Let me guess.  You are hung up on child poo today, right?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, this "news" article came to my attention AFTER the previous article. And this was one I could NOT avoid commenting on. It would have been wrong of me to do so.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm not surprised that a someone is trying to make money off of Suri's poop. After all, her father's sh*t made some movie studios a lot of money.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

And this was one I could NOT avoid commenting on. It would have been wrong of me to do so.

Gideon, you are an honest and ethical reporter!  You state quite clearly that you print all the poop worth printing! !

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
You have got to be kidding me!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
After all, her father's sh*t made some movie studios a lot of money.


To that, I say:   

To the article that Gid's post was based on:

SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK!

Thank you.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Repent! The end is near!