HELP ME!!!!!!!!! VIRUES!!!!!!!!

I got a spywere on my comuter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my computer is infected!!!!!!
all the softwere I downloaded need registertion for help!!!!!!!!!!!11

help me please!!!! my comuter is being erased!!!!!!!!



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! I'm crazy!!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!!!!!!!! my computer is my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!                  
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Reply #1 Top
It's not a virus. It's spyware. Anti-Spyware software is often free, and easy to get hold of. Try using AdAware by lavasoft, that will remove some of the stuff.

Remember: spyware isn't going to hurt your computer.
Reply #2 Top
Ad-aware > HERE

Spybot Seek and Destroy > HERE

Both perfect for removing spyware from your pc!!
Reply #3 Top
To prevent it in the first place, not all but the majority get...

SpywareBlaster 3.5.1
SpywareBlaster 3.5.1

Enjoy
Monc34
Reply #4 Top
Enjoy


enjoy I can't but thank you all good souls!!!
Reply #5 Top
Don't listen to them. None of their advice will help.

VIRUES are the 29th century (evolved/advanced) versions of 21st century computer viruses which have travelled back in time. To target YOU. And only YOU.

There is no hope for you. Your pc is now a basket case. Get 29th century help NOW.

Trust me.

I'm a llama.
Reply #6 Top
Get 29th century help NOW


from who? Alan Bredley?
Reply #7 Top
He knows too much! Destroy his comuter!

All your base are belong to Alan Bredly.
Reply #8 Top
Yep - Alan Bredley. The 29th century time warrior.

He's your only hope.
Reply #9 Top
no no!!!!!!!!!!!! oh shit!!!!! I just been notify that someone has gained full access to my computer!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #10 Top
"All your base are belong to Alan Bredly."

(quote don't work in opera)
Reply #11 Top
OH NOES!

DISCONNECT FROM THE INTARWEBZ BEFORE YOU ARE HACKED!
Reply #12 Top
not funny anymore! I got 3 differnet sofweres searching my computer for viruess... (norton, Ad Aware, Virus Rescue..)
Reply #14 Top
Master U is a comedy genius


thanks! ... I still got someone downloading my personal things..
Reply #15 Top
"I got 3 differnet sofweres searching my computer for viruess..."

Have you looked behind the fridge? Whenever I'm searching for something it's always in the last place I look. Behind the fridge.
Reply #16 Top
"I still got someone downloading my personal things"

Hehehe - so far I have your heart, your liver, your pron collection ... soon t'will be your soul!
Reply #17 Top
BigHairyGoat, so you just here to make a fun of me? in the time my computer is being destoryed by some evil guy! shame on you!
Reply #18 Top
Get rid of norton, NOW.

That's why you're under attack. Norton is pure, utter garbage. And I meant what I said. If someone is hacking you, stop beind an idiot and posting and disconnect from the damn internet. Norton is going to do bugger all to stop them, but you being offline will.
Reply #19 Top
I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous answer -

"Master U is a comedy genius."

:insincere_smiley:
Reply #20 Top
Your PC can't be "destroyed" by spyware, and quite frankly, it's user issues that allow spyware to get on in the firstplace. Conversely, don't download porn, or hack programs/tools, game cheats, cracks, etc etc, and if you have NO choice, virus scan them thoroughly first.

What is that old tech anecdote? Error exists between computer and chair?
Reply #21 Top
so to delete norton?
Reply #22 Top
It's not only a spywere from the report.... it's an advanced trojan... I'm doomed...
Reply #23 Top
"so to delete norton?"

Nuke this place -

World Headquarters
20330 Stevens Creek Blvd.
Cupertino, CA 95014
Phone: +1-408-517-8000

NB - This is a smart alec "humour" response, not inciting anyone to terrorist acts,

NB2 - Will that stand up in court?
Reply #24 Top
Probably. It's norton we're talking about, I'm sure no-one gives a crap.
Reply #25 Top
I find that trend micro's online virus scan does a decent job in removing viruses, trojans, spyware, malware and greyware. www.trendmicro.com and use their free online scan.