Daily Dose of Weird and Stupid Headlines

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"Bush Agrees to 6-Year Deal With Saints"--headline. Associated Press, July 30

What happened to the separation of Church and state?

"Kennedy Work Puts Hazard on the Road"--headline, Chicago Tribune, July 31

I would be more worried about the water hazard.

"Congolese Vote to End War and Chaos"--headline, Reuters, July 29

I wonder how many voted to keep war and chaos?

"Seven Indonesians Do Not Have Bird Flu"--headline, Medical News Today, Aug. 3

The other 200m are out of luck I guess.

"Cooler Air Brings Relief From Heat Wave"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 4

So that is how you break a heat wave.  Will wonders never cease!

"S.F.'s Homeless Aging on the Street"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Aug. 4

The people in homes are aging too!

"Why Do Prisoners Keep Breaking Out?"--headline, "Good Morning America" section, ABCNews.com, Aug. 5

To get to the other side?

"Travellers Are Cautioned to Be Aware of French Donkeys That Are Derailing Trains"--headline, Polish Outlook, August 2006

Maybe they should put the donkeys in Uniform so they would have a real army!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nebraska man arrested for 226th time
If at first you don't succeed try and try again.

Squirrel knocks out power to 5,000
Squirrel found to be in posession of kryptonite.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

If at first you don't succeed try and try again.

Persistence pays off!

And the squirrell one is good as well!

Star Control: Origins
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks doc. How are you doing??
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thanks doc. How are you doing??

Lonely!  Batch it for 2 weeks!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lonely! Batch it for 2 weeks!


Bummer too bad you aren't near Durango
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Asian Flank Steak Salad

As if eating dog and cat wasn't enough

Just when you chink you know some one you might be eating Wong.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Why Do Prisoners Keep Breaking Out?"--headline, "Good Morning America" section, ABCNews.com, Aug. 5

No Proactiv in prisons?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

As if eating dog and cat wasn't enough

  Great one!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

No Proactiv in prisons?

They ran out of Stridex?

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sebastian the cat gets 'grilled'

No damage to the car though.