I Need Some Sex

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I got out my old mesquite hiking stick just to check it's condition and because I was considering putting it in my truck in case the hip was feeling especially good some time out on the road and I wanted to try a short hike. It's a great stick as mesquite is a very strong wood as well as light, and is the perfect length for me.

As I was checking it out I noticed that it's feeling pretty slick these days. Nothing worse than working up a good sweat and trying to hang on to a slick wooden staff. In the past I would always use Zog's Sex Wax on the upper part of the staff where I would be gripping it and it made it easy to keep a grip on it.

There's no surf shop in town so I'll have to hope I can get nearer the coast some time soon and pick up some Sex Wax. It's the best thing I've found for that sort of thing even though it's not really what it is made for.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Parafin!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
#1 by Dr. Guy
Mon, August 07, 2006 6:11 PM



[Dr. Guy]
Parafin!


Yeah, I could go that route, but surf wax seems to last a lot longer.
Elemental: Reforged
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ah, Sex Wax.  I havent had any of that for YEARS....

I think I'm going to go off down memory lane and think about my surfing days now.....

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
#3 by dharmagrl
Mon, August 07, 2006 7:15 PM



[dharmagrl]

Ah, Sex Wax. I havent had any of that for YEARS....

I think I'm going to go off down memory lane and think about my surfing days now.....


Ah, another youthfull surfer. I had no idea. Glad to know you're one of the club. I did a lot of my growing up on a surfboard.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ah, another youthfull surfer. I had no idea

I didn't learn until I was in my twenties, and I'm more of a longboard soul-surfer than I am a rip and cut kinda gal.  I prefer to feel like I'm connected to the ocean and the way it moves rather than try to shred those beautiful waves it's giving me. 

I have a feeling that you're the same way....yes?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a feeling that you're the same way....yes?

here in Florida we pretty much have to be that way, but if I got someplace with some good surf (or a hurricane) I loved a short board and some serious air.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm not touch that title!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
#7 by foreverserenity
Mon, August 07, 2006 11:24 PM


Oh go ahead, touch it.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it


Me too, you stinkin' weiner.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Great title... I figured, even as candid as you can be, the title was a teaser and the article would be about something else. Still, you suckered a few, which is always good

I am a bit of a surfer too, having grown up on one of the best beaches in Sydney as a kid (Mona Vale Beach). I too am partial to long boards and now that we're moving to Maroubra (one of the better beaches in the Eastern Suburbs), I'm thinking about getting myself another. Oh yeah, and sex wax is the only way to go...
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Whew. For a minute there I thought this was going to be about something else.

I don't know anything about surfing...would ear wax work?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
A lot of skate shops carry it too. I have even seen it in some inland sporting goods stores.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
#9 by island_gurl12
Mon, August 07, 2006 11:59 PM



[island_gurl12]
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it


Ah yes, the awesome power of a good title.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
#10 by San Chonino
Tue, August 08, 2006 00:19 AM



[San Chonino]
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it


Me too, you stinkin' weiner.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
#11 by dynamaso
Tue, August 08, 2006 02:02 AM



[dynamaso]
Great title... I figured, even as candid as you can be, the title was a teaser and the article would be about something else. Still, you suckered a few, which is always good

I am a bit of a surfer too, having grown up on one of the best beaches in Sydney as a kid (Mona Vale Beach). I too am partial to long boards and now that we're moving to Maroubra (one of the better beaches in the Eastern Suburbs), I'm thinking about getting myself another. Oh yeah, and sex wax is the only way to go...


Cool.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
#12 by Tova7
Tue, August 08, 2006 11:19 AM



[Tova7]
Whew. For a minute there I thought this was going to be about something else.

I don't know anything about surfing...would ear wax work?


Made ya look.

Dunno about the ear wax thing though.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
#14 by just john
Tue, August 08, 2006 1:47 PM



[just john]
A lot of skate shops carry it too. I have even seen it in some inland sporting goods stores.


Didn't know skate shops carried surf wax. I'll have to check it out.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Strange, I could have sworn I replied on here. Was my reply deleted? If so, I would like to know why, if i was wrong than sorry. If I didn't post than ignore this post.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aw sheesh - I fell for it too! The title that is! Sex wax - I get the idea that it is wax for surf boards yes? Why did they call it sex wax?
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
#20 by Charles.C
Mon, August 14, 2006 11:43 AM



[Charles.C]
Strange, I could have sworn I replied on here. Was my reply deleted? If so, I would like to know why, if i was wrong than sorry. If I didn't post than ignore this post.


Maybe you were drinking heavily because I didn't delete any.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by jennifer1
Mon, August 14, 2006 0:03 PM




Aw sheesh - I fell for it too! The title that is! Sex wax - I get the idea that it is wax for surf boards yes? Why did they call it sex wax?


Yep, for surfcboards. They also make one for drum sticks, I think it's called Hump Wax.

Can you think of a better name?