High Rocket-Fuel Prices Bring MidEast Crisis To End

According to a story from a highly reputable news source the current crisis in the Middle East may well be coming to a close due to high rocket fuel prices seen there.

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LOL...why did I have a good idea of the source on this one? Good find, mason....lol!
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#1 by Gideon MacLeish
Mon, August 07, 2006 1:37 PM




LOL...why did I have a good idea of the source on this one? Good find, mason....lol!


Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was pretty amusing myself.
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I had my suspicions as well. Great joke Mason. If only it were true.

Heck, much like my hopes for a cessation in the idiotic homicide/suicide bombers that continue to terroize the middle east -- I've wished for a while that we'd get to the end of the gene pool that keeps supplying those loons but it seems that we can never quite exhaust the supply.
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#3 by terpfan1980
Mon, August 07, 2006 2:08 PM



[terpfan1980]
I had my suspicions as well. Great joke Mason. If only it were true.

Heck, much like my hopes for a cessation in the idiotic homicide/suicide bombers that continue to terroize the middle east -- I've wished for a while that we'd get to the end of the gene pool that keeps supplying those loons but it seems that we can never quite exhaust the supply.


I seriously doubt we'll ever run out of loons. They are definately not an endangered species.
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I love the Onion!
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#5 by Dr. Guy
Mon, August 07, 2006 3:26 PM



[Dr. Guy]
I love the Onion!


Me too, I get all of my news there.