Hillary-ous!

Could you even imagine the state of the union?

 :LOL: Could you even imagine what this country would be like if she actually made it???
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Could you even imagine what this country would be like if she actually made it???


This country is Wincustomize.   

{But I wouldn't want her president of here. Doesn't WC give away enough stuff already for people that don't contribute to the community?   }
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Could you even imagine what this country would be like if she actually made it???


Oh man. That was hi-larious!

I didn't watch the flash, not past the Hillary as lounge act first frame. But it is side-splitting to consider what things might be like if she were president.

Like, oh man, get this, if she learned anything from her husband (Penis! HaHAHAH!) the United States could have a balanced budget and trade surplus. Pure comedy!

Oh wait. Wait. OK. And, oh I can't stop giggling, universal health care for all Americans. Lolz, can you believe these people? Nothing's funnier than a free crutch.

Oh man. It hurts. I need air. I mean, just imagine a Hillary presidency, where "respect for life" means respecting living breathing actual people and helping them when they need a hand! You know they will! They'll try and redefine "respect for life" away from meaning defending non-sentient jumbles of stem-cells and brain-dead vegetables for political advantage to actually showing "respect" for people!

Oh man, the comedy of the absurd. To even consider that the United States could be respected in the world again! That foreign leaders would consider our president trustworthy, intelligent, and rational. Like that's ever gonna happen again!

And just to think. There's practically no chance at all that Hillary will trump up bad intelligence to lead us into a war against a nation that poses no threat. Can you just imagine the joy and hijinks and hilarious times when the wonderful servicemen and women are reunited with thier families again? Laughter, smiles, hugs, kisses, live and whole .

And the personal doubt a President Hillary would endure! "Laff-out-loud-riot!" Imagine a president who doesn't feel they are a prophet whom "God speaks through"! Doesn't she know that America has made Divine Right as a pre-requisite for its Presidents?

And the pure zaniness of a responsible energy program. When has Hillary EVER led an oil company into bankrupcy? Not once! When has she ever started a war and or changed the law so that her friends at her old workplace could get no-bid contracts worth billions of dollars then not deliver? Never! We need people with these kinds of experience, and a healthy connection to Saudi Arabia, forming our energy policies. Not some back-water, skool lerned, reality-based community member.


Oh man. Tears. Tears are flowing from my eyes. The comedy. The "hillary-ity".
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Wow . . . it's politcal day here at WC.  

Skinning? What skinning? Let's skin the EU, Microsoft, the whacko libs, the right-wing nut-jobs!  

Proof positive that WC is a skinning community rather than a community about skinning .  

{not sure if that made sense . . hoping; always hoping.  }
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I may be canadian, and I don't follow politics at all, but I think this might be good for the states. You guys have never had a female president, and the past 2 you have had... well, need I say more about that? Don't wanna start a politcal fight here, so I'll leave my word and be off.

I know nothing of her plans for being a president. I see this as a brightside for women. I doubt she would start up a war with some random country.

I think this would be a good change, purely because she is a female, and there has never been a female president lol.

*leaves now before I get yelled at ^_^
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You know that if ever Hillaryious ever becomes President of the U.S, it'll be a proxy presidency, dontcha's? Bill never got over the scandal and wants a 3rd term to prove he's the right 'man' for the job, Hillaryious would just be his mouthpiece...and he again hers! >

Oh, and you know the only reason Bill got caught out? Hillaryious noticed several interns with the exact same carpet burns as hers.
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OK. Before this gets too far out of hand, I posted this in fun.Get it ....fun. We as red blooded Americans poke fun at everybody. rabid robot.....That was totally uncalled for.
Not some back-water, skool lerned, reality-based community member.
There's practically no chance at all that Hillary will trump up bad intelligence to lead us into a war against a nation that poses no threat. Can you just imagine the joy and hijinks and hilarious times when the wonderful servicemen and women are reunited with theirfamilies again?Laughter, smiles, hugs, kisses, live and whole .
This second comment I have quoted is what got to me.I would have normally let those comments go, but that is a sore spot. Have you served in the military??? I have. Before you were born. Do you have any clue as to what it means to serve? What it is to take the oath to protect your country? Those men and women give a solom vow to give their lives to protect your way of life and the ability to say what you want, where ever and whenever you want.I did that proudly. If I could serve now I would. I would still gladly give my life to protect my country and family. On 9-12 the entire country was ready to do whatever it would take to stop terrorism. Even send our young men and women into battle, where ever it may be. War is hell, no matter what generation. But it guarantees freedom. You are young, and have a lot to learn.
 
Keikonium : you are sweet, but young. A woman in the oval office would be a great thing, but many countrys may just see that as a weakness, and unfortunately right now this is one of them.It would take someone of more strength and substance than Hillary.IMO I don't think she has what it would take.
Starkers... You know where it's at!LOL!
I will apologise now for the little tantrum. Sorry all.   






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Starkers... You know where it's at!LOL!


Yeah, well, even in Oz it was BIG news when Bill got caught with his pants down....and if there's a politician anywhere to be poked fun at, I'm only too willing to step up to the plate. I mean, if they're doing stuff for which to be ridiculed by, then why not!!

As for a woman occupying White House, also why not! Me thinks having a strong female personality in the Oval Office would be a good thing, just so long as she's NOT too Hillaryiously distracted by tit-for-tat on Bill...and nothing like the testosterone barrel on legs we in Oz know as Amanda Vanstone. But then, with the boisterous and barnstorming demeanor, scowl like a ticked off dictator, a swagger like a real blokes bloke, I'm not too sure she? is a female. What d'ya reckon Jafo, a demon in drag?
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Have you served in the military??? I have. Before you were born.

Pumakitten57  ....not to get too pedantic here...but hopefully someone's posted age is wrong.  I don't think even the US of A is willing to enlist 14 year olds for active service.  I have a vague feeling it's against the rules...

starkers ...heaven forbid....though Julia Gillard might be a good'un....my sis did her portrait for the Archibald....

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This may come as a bit of a shock if you get your news from Bill O'Reilly (falafel!) or Rush Limbaugh (too easy!) but Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. You might want to read that again; I can rephrase if it is unclear.

The selfless nobility of our servicemen is unquestioned, and I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for your service. But I fail to see what admiring our troops has to do with supporting the "elected" Commander-in-Chief.

On the contrary, one would think that veterans such as yourself would resent their comrades being sent under-equipped and under-staffed into a poorly planned, ill advised, and ultimately catastrophically misguided invasion of a country that both posed no threat and also, again, had nothing to do at all with the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.

The way you speak so blithely of war is disconcerting considering your service. Your response sounds like you would support any war at all, that war for war's own sake is good idea.

Listen, I hate terrorists. More than I feel I should have to explain. That's why I supported the overthrow of the Taliban in Afghanistan. But, and I guess I really can't rephrase it any clearer, Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11 or Al Queada. That argument may play in the sticks, but this is Capitol City.

And I was here on 9-12 too. Angry, seemingly powerless, vengeful, confused, and deeply deeply sad. I too looked to our leaders for guidance--and they led us into Iraq. Which, as I think I have mentioned, had nothing to do with the terrorist attacks.

Like a lot of others, I wanted to be able to DO something. Make something happen, lash out. It isn't much, but I decided one thing I could do was donate blood. And since then I've donated two gallons, which may not sound like a lot, but every time I go in, they thank me for saving lives. And that feels good, redemptive, in a small way.

We all felt it, we we're all here, and I'm sick of people playing the service and 9-11 card as if it follows naturally that we should blindly allow the administration to start a needless, pointless war while at the same time eroding or ignoring the very rights, freedom, and respect for humanity we are supposed to represent and defend.

Terrorists Suck is not equal to Bush Rocks.
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starkers ...heaven forbid....though Julia Gillard might be a good'un...


LOL Jafo, LOL! What is it with women in State/Federal politics in OZ (particularly on the Liberal's side), there'd be more testosterone between 'em than at the Fitzroy & St kilda FC's combined....not much of a recommendation to other nations considering a female head of State, eh! Crikey, some of 'em are so butch, they'd stike fear into the hardest crim picking up the soap in Pentridge's shower block....

Gawd help us if they ever banded together and formed government with Avanda Manstones as its leader, the thought makes me cringe with fear. For example, did you see on the news about the piggery Vanstone is part owner of, keeping its animals in much less than humane conditions and well below industry/animal cruelty standards. Worse still, as Immigration Minister, she considers the long-term detainees of refugee detention centres are deserving of no better.

Let's just hope, then, Hillaryious doesn't seek lessons from Manstones about surviving and thriving in a mans world of politics....heaven help the Cuban refugees, and oh, the interns with carpet burns on their knees from the Oval Office.
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not to get too pedantic here...but hopefully someone's posted age is wrong. I don't think even the US of A is willing to enlist 14 year olds for active service. I have a vague feeling it's against the rules...


Jafo..That was my fault...I thought it said that rabidrobot was 24....need to get new glasses.

rabidrobot..
That argument may play in the sticks, but this is Capitol City.
This particular comment I take offense to. Just because of where I happen to live at the moment. I chose to live here because it is a beautiful state. You would be suprised to find out what has been invented and developed here "in the sticks". Since you live in "Capital City" I assume you mean DC. You aren't that far away and I invite you to visit. The government loves it. There is a division of NASA about 1/2 mile from my house and the FBI fingerprint complex is within a 20 min. drive. Also,a government bunker in the southern part of the state.(public knowledge). Not to mention a top rated university and health facility. Come visit and see why I choose to live here.
I've donated two gallons, which may not sound like a lot, but every time I go in, they thank me for saving lives. And that feels good, redemptive, in a small way.

I commend you on giving blood. Everyone should do that. I give when I can. I am sorry that you interpreted my comments as being blithe about war. No. Not blithe. I hate war for wars sake. It is horrible. Sometimes it is necessary, as with the Taliban and Al Queada, or any othere terrorist organisation. IMO Most times it is a Pissing match.
Was it necessary to go to Iraq? From the point of view of the world "inside the belt" and that Ass Bush yes. From the outside world, no. Inside the belt has its own reality and views of the world, while those of us (the rest of the country) who live outside it have the real view.
Please let us put aside our diffrences of opinion. The whole point of this post was the humor. Plain and simple. If there were political overtones, sorry. I just don't like Hillary, but we won't go there.

Jafo & Starkers...LOL I feel for you! I just wish it was possible for me to visit your country. I hear from friends who have that it is breathtaking.
Let's just hope, then, Hillaryious doesn't seek lessons from Manstones about surviving and thriving in a mans world of politics....
We can only hope!

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Pumakitten57, yes let us set aside these silly differences of opinion.

I would like to point out that the "plays in the sticks" line is a Simpsons reference, and no personal comment about you or where you live was intended.

On the contrary. I grew up in Arkansas, and perhaps that's why, after having opportunities on two occassions to shake Bill Clinton's hand (when he was Governor), I am both a fervent Clintonian, and sympathetic to the "heartland".

While I intended my comments to be in the spirit of the red-blooded fun poking we both admire, I realize I went a bit far. I either need to be sure I finish my morning coffee before checking the forums, or simply learn to keep quiet altogether.

Thanks for your patience and level headedness.
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I know what you mean by the coffee!!  I need to do the same. I will apologise for the attitude...and blame it on lack of coffee and menopause! I'm so used to my husband tolerating my moods that I sometimes forget who I'm talking to!  Now with some iced coffee at hand and the mood under control I guess I will do some photoshop work. You never know where you will find inspiration for creating something. Thanks! Now off to create! You and your family have a great day and stay cool!(90's here today)