The future of shaving!

Yes, I invented a time machine in order to do research on shaving.

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2010: 8 Vibrato-blades with nano-technology to take hair down to where it's never been at before.

2023: 20 VT (Very Tiny) Nano-blades that shape according to shape of your face for very smooth shave. It doesn't even need shaving cream anymore.

2031: New zero-blade technology! It's now just solid plate of nano-dissemblers that remove your hair for that baby skin feeling! Only $12,000 + liter of blood donation to blood center!

3216: Single blade makes a comeback for that old-fashioned shaving feeling!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very good! But you should have stopped in 2025: Gillette factory explodes, 5 killed, dozens injured as attempts to create the Gillette Century, the world's first 100 blade razor end in disaster.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Techically, zero-blade one would be called 1,000,000 blades in form of nanomachines.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
3217:  I still have my beard and dont care about the blades (I got my own time machine! )
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ja ja ja ja ja! Very, very good, XX.

I finally tried to use that Gillette five blade razor, just doesn't do it for me. I'm still good with the three. One's just not enough
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm glad you guys enjoyed this article!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I stick to three. My fiance likes it therefore good enough for me.