Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Life Sentences Double in 10 Years as Judges Hand Down Longer Terms"--headline, Independent (London), June 24
Do they keep them imprisoned even after death then?
"Newspaper Questions Man Executed in 1983 Slaying"--headline, Associated Press, June 25
Jeanne Dixon served as Medium.
"HIV Drugs Have Given Americans 3 Million Years of Life"--headline, HealthDay.com, June 26
I got to get me some of those drugs!
"Retirees Will Face Dire Straits"--headline, Newhouse News Service, June 23
What? NO Rolling Stones?
"Red Fox Spotted in Robinson"--headline, WTAE-TV Web site (Pittsburgh), June 26
Elizabeth! He's not coming!
"How Is Dingo Urine Gathered? Carefully, Study Says"--headline, Reuters, June 27
Dingos hate it when you hold their little weenies.
"Shuttle Crew Faces 1-in-100 Chance of Dying"--headline, CNN.com, June 27
Fly me to the Moon! I face a 100 in 100 chance of dying!
"Manila Cops Insist on Legitimate Killings"--headline, Manila (Philippines) Standard, June 27
Ok, no more low blows. We want clean cappings!
"Bush Promotes War, Candidate in Missouri"--headline, Associated Press, June 28
Kansas better watch out. Quantrill is on the ride again!
"Prosecution Urges Jury to Stop Hiring Machine"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, June 28
New movement - People before Machines! Send all the machines back to their home country!
