Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Biologist Discovers New Way to Date Books"--headline, Associated Press, June 20

I personally prefer girls, but whatever floats their boat.

"Scientist Prepares Congo Gorillas for Tourism"--Headline, Reuters, June 22

Ok, Kiki give them a big smile and wave.

"Amber-Preserved Web Shows Early Spider Evolution"--Headline, Reuters, June 22

Amber is always bringing odd things home.

"Earth Surrounded by Giant Fizzy Bubbles"--headline, Space.com, June 20

Don Ho has gone to the moon?

"Powerful Storms Race Across Midwest"--headline, Associated Press, June 22

The weak ones just walk.

"Cher Pushing Safer Military Helmets"--headline, Associated Press, June 21

Well, at least it is not drugs she is pushing.

"Terror Suspects Sought Ties With al-Qaida"--headline, Associated Press, June 23

Guess to go with their matching suits?

"Lack of Sex Blamed for Low Birth Rate"--headline, News.com.au, June 22

Sometimes you have to wonder hos smart the experts are - or the editors who publish this stuff.

"Snapping Turtle Spotted Twice Crossing Roads in Orono"--headline, Bangor (Maine) Daily News, June 23

Does that make him a double crosser?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
 

"Biologist Discovers New Way to Date Books"--headline, Associated Press, June 20

I personally prefer girls, but whatever floats their boat.

"Scientist Prepares Congo Gorillas for Tourism"--Headline, Reuters, June 22

Ok, Kiki give them a big smile and wave.

!!

they're all good ones!

 

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

they're all good ones!

Yea, I liked that Gorilla one too.  I can just see the guy doing stage directions to them. "Bongo - put the nice camera man down now!"

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"Lack of Sex Blamed for Low Birth Rate"--headline, News.com.au, June 22

Sometimes you have to wonder hos smart the experts are - or the editors who publish this stuff.[/qoute]

that's because they are too busy down under? did I just say that?????
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

that's because they are too busy down under? did I just say that?????

!  That was a great comeback!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

You find this stuff daily, you really should be given a medal, lol!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOL
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bear flees for 2nd time before neutering. AP

Do you blame him?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

You find this stuff daily, you really should be given a medal, lol!

Ones here and there.  But like today, not enough for a post, so I wait until I have enough.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: dynamasoPosted: Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Laughter is good medicine.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Bear flees for 2nd time before neutering. AP

But why did they have to neuter him twice? (OUCH!)