Miscellaneous and random things about me

I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event, the chimp was muzzled, I was warned to not hit him in the face. HA.

First off I had no idea how strong they are, so I blasted him in the face going for the fast knockout... When they finally peeled the chimp off of me { I heard screaming rather girly like} { was that me} ? I was bruised and hurt in places I did not know existed.

During boot camp I was the idiot that volunteered to try and hit the DI, well I did manage to hit him a good shot.. I should have not crowed about that. {lessons} That evening I was visited by him and 2 buddies, "I Fell in the shower several times that night," and learned the meaning of respect.

I love cats more than any animal, my cats are part of my family, when they hurt so do I.

Under my brash exterior beats the heart of a teddy bear, under that, well we will not go there.

My friends mean more to me than life. or death for that matter.

I use to sing acapella. many do wop songs from the late 50's and early 60's I knew by heart, I had a soprano voice in those days and sang lead. My voice today in between a bass and on a good day I can still sing tenor.

I still love every woman I have ever loved, some more than others. I would leap to their rescue in a new york second.

I am very proud of how my spelling and grammar have improved since I have been here on Joeuser {thanx brad and gang}

I have a horrible temper and have learned to somewhat control it { I still get aroused}

I am supposed to be smart, then why did it take me 7 years of therapy to understand that hitting is bad?

I have never hit, pulled, pushed, slapped or touched in any way a female that could be considered as abuse.

I use to be a scooter tramp.

I love going fast and on some days I do Goose my car and break 100mph . yes!!!!!

I am still ashamed of my bad discharge from the military.

I am always surprised these days when I hit spell check and no errors are identified.

Well enough for one day.

MM aka Elie


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damn I must be boring, not one comment.
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#2 by little-whip
Fri, June 16, 2006 4:21 PM


add to this list...

Little Whip loves me.


as I you,

on a side note a phone yak might be nice.
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I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event


Now that's just about the coolest thing I've ever heard!
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I will add... He has a kind heart a very knd heart. He is a great listener, has the ability to make one laugh even if they are having a real bad shitty day. He is a great nurterer {?spelling}. Has helped me learn patience, IN HIS TIME NOT MINE. K I probably could go on for ever and ever but won't. You know how I feel I have one more thing to say though.... ELIE??????



NOW NOW NOW NOW
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{ I still get aroused}

Colleen is happy.

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The fact that you fought a monkey makes you the coolest person I've ever known.
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#5 by Shovelhead
Fri, June 16, 2006 5:53 PM


I once fought a chimpanzee in a side show carny event


Now that's just about the coolest thing I've ever heard!


ummm did you read closely and see the chimp kicked my azz?
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6 by Gimpyone
Fri, June 16, 2006 5:55 PM


will add... He has a kind heart a very knd heart


thanx chele, and nope does not count.
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#8 by Texas Wahine
Fri, June 16, 2006 6:35 PM


The fact that you fought a monkey makes you the coolest person I've ever known


chimpanzee, not monkey, I coulda taken a monkey, but the chimp.... had me screaming for mercy.
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#12 by little-whip
Fri, June 16, 2006 6:49 PM


the fact that you took an asswhoopin from a chimp makes you the coolest person I've ever known!


well thinking about it , for sure not just anyone can claim to have his azz kicked by a chimp.
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How old were you at this chimp fighting event? I have never even heard of someone fighting a chimp. I guess it's a good thing he was muzzled or he might have done some real damage.

I loved the fact that you love your kitties. And a doo wop singer who would have thunk it.

It was fun learning these things about you.
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#14 by Locamama
Fri, June 16, 2006 7:49 PM


How old were you at this chimp fighting event


dunno 21 maybe 22, was young and dumb in those days.
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Those chimps are very powerful. Yer lucky you still had all yer parts.
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#16 by MasonM
Fri, June 16, 2006 8:14 PM


Those chimps are very powerful. Yer lucky you still had all yer parts.


Not long ago I saw an show on how chimps kill... they bite through the head.. Now I know why he was muzzled, at first I thought it was to protect me from bites, I had no idea how much protestion I had.
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This was cool and you are the first person I have ever met to have fought and had their ass kicked by a chimp. That is so awesome.

It was nice to get to know you better.
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Reply By: KellyW.Posted: Saturday, June 17, 2006This was cool and you are the first person I have ever met to have fought and had their ass kicked by a chimp. That is so awesome.


thanx kelly, I learned a hell of a leson that day, hen I looked across the ring all I saw was chettah from the tarzan movies, you know all cudley n stuff, I learned to never underestimate anything that day. Hard lesson for a 21 or 22 year old pride filled male.
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I love cats more than any animal


Me too...

I love these sorts of lists - gives such unique insights into people.
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HAHAHAHA

I guess they didn't want you to hit the monkey in the face because it would PISS HIM OFF!
hahahaha

Thanks Elie, these were great!
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Reply By: dynamasoPosted: Monday, June 19, 2006
I love cats more than any animal


Me too...

I love these sorts of lists - gives such unique insights into people.

 

this was a good idea whip had, a getting to know you round table.

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Reply By: Tova7Posted: Tuesday, June 20, 2006
HAHAHAHA

I guess they didn't want you to hit the monkey in the face because it would PISS HIM OFF!
hahahaha

Thanks Elie, these were great!

 

notta monkey sheeeeshhhh was a chimp. I coulda kicked a monkeys butt. Yes it did piss him off, much to my regret.

 

you are welcome.