Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

"Anger Disorder More Common Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, June 6

There must be a lot of unthinking people out there.

"Canal-Scum Solution Still Cloudy"--headline, Indianapolis Star, June 5

Maybe if they got rid of the scum, it would be clearer?

"Endless Possibilities for Recycling Experts"--headline, Coventry (England) Evening Telegraph, June 5

Is one possibilty to turn them into real workers?

"Residents Debate Windmills on Great Lakes"--headline, Associated Press, June 6

They have a tendancy to sink.

"CNN reporter awed by close up look at Predator"--headline, CNN, June 9

Was that Arnold Schwarzenneger or Danny Glover?

"Experts: Zarqawi Death Tough Blow--but Not Fatal"--headline, YnetNews.com, June 8

Death is not fatal?  Since when?

"Panel Edits Ten Commandments"--headline, Advocate (Baton Rouge, La.), June 7

Now they are the Ten Suggestions.

"Gonzalez Backers Press Suit After 6 Years"--headline, Associated Press, June 7

I guess they finally thought it was wrinkled enough.

"Two Stranded Near Mathers Gorge on Potomac"--headline, WRC-TV Web site (Washington), June 7

Did they drink the river dry?