Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police.

"Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

Shows how bad they are.  Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village.

"Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2

New fake IDs?

"Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press International, June 5

Damn!  That was some 6 year party!

"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2

But is kind of necessary at the beginning of pregnancy, eh?

"Donkey Bomb Plot Thwarted in Afghanistan"--headline, AOL, June 8

They are Jackasses, not Stupid asses!

"Scientists Discover 300-Mile-Wide Crater"--Headline, AOL, June 8

Did they fall into it?

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"Tiger returns for U.S. Open, what should we expect? " MSN Fox sports

Umm...everbody runs?

~L



Good ones doc
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Good ones doc

Thank you, and yours is pretty good too.  Shame I missed that one.

Offworld Trading Company
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Umm...everbody runs?


Doc and AD are saved as Tiger is allergic to Garlic
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"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2


I kinda wished they hadn't posted that one. That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).
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Reply By: MasonM

A laugh to end the week!

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Doc and AD are saved as Tiger is allergic to Garlic

Hmmmm....does he have Vampirism?

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That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).

!  uh, ok!

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Police: Woman hits breeder with Chihuahua -AP June 8th

Woman Jealous?
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#9 by Dr. Guy
Fri, June 09, 2006 3:28 PM


That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).

! uh, ok!


MM gets real rude and hopes no one gets offended.

That's why women have three holes, one out of service, two holes to go. eh he heh heh
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Police: Woman hits breeder with Chihuahua -AP June 8th

Woman Jealous?

I saw that one, but could not think of a come back!  Good one!

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MM gets real rude and hopes no one gets offended.

That's why women have three holes, one out of service, two holes to go. eh he heh heh

Ms. MM would be the only one, and if you like, I will hide this one.

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Got some more:

Shuttle inspection planned late in mission


Uh Houston, we have a problem!

Gas station looks at gas-free future


Bean-O?

House passes telecommunications bill


Sure, it's "from a distance," but at least they're communicating. Geesh.

Hemingway hunting popular in Idaho


Poor Hemingway...Always getting shot at. It's not enought that his work isn't very popular. (I like his work btw)

Mars chip to test for life signs.


What, no potato chip?

EU agrees to start Turkey talks


Gobble Gobble?

Fears over DR Congo campaigning


Funny, I laugh whenver I hear about radical politicians campaigning.

Jordan to probe MPs over Zarqawi


Ouch, probing is enough, but why over Zarqawi?

Dead detainee 'was to be freed'


Well, they still can free him now.


~L
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Reply By: ElindelWolf

Pretty good!  The first 2 are especially good!

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'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

'Parents accused of rewarding sons with pot '
Is he a flower child?

'Calif. inmate gives birth on the toilet '
Another member of the Brown family?
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'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

Did she make the Flowers blush?

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

SHE would not have been cited!