Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Indonesia Begins Slaughtering Poultry"--headline, Associated Press, June 1

They were eating live ones before?

"Attorney General Wins Round in Poultry Suit"--headline, Associated Press, May 31

A harris tweed would probably have gotten more respect.

"Dean to Enter Plea in Leg-Biting Case"--headline, Associated Press, May 26

The scremer is now a biter?

"Bush: Security Council Could Loom for Iran"--headline, Associated Press, June 1

Guess Iran is running out of Persian rug makers.

"Alleged Thief Squeezes Calves in Small Car"--headline, Associated Press, May 31

Next time, steal an SUV.

"Nicole Kidman's Urban Sex Ban"--headline, BANG Showbiz, June 1

Sex in the city is dead.

"Brooklyn Woman Rescued After 24 Hours on Cliff"--headline, WNBC-TV Web site (New York), June 2

Cliff says best day of his life!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Brooklyn Woman Rescued After 24 Hours on Cliff"--headline, WNBC-TV Web site (New York), June 2

Cliff says best day of his life!


Give that man a MEDAL!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Brooklyn Woman Rescued After 24 Hours on Cliff"--headline, WNBC-TV Web site (New York), June 2

Cliff says best day of his life!


And I always thought Cliff Richards was gay...
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The scremer is now a biter?


LOL Yep.

"Nicole Kidman's Urban Sex Ban"--headline, BANG Showbiz, June 1
Sex in the city is dead.


Well, *that* explains a lot.

"Brooklyn Woman Rescued After 24 Hours on Cliff"--headline, WNBC-TV Web site (New York), June 2
Cliff says best day of his life!


LOL


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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Give that man a MEDAL!

For Endurance.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

And I always thought Cliff Richards was gay...

How about Montgomery Cliff?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Well, *that* explains a lot.

If only TBS would beleive it.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
---"Indonesia Begins Slaughtering Poultry"---

---"Attorney General Wins Round in Poultry Suit"---

I hope somebody tells the Attorney General not to go to Indonesia.

---"Brooklyn Woman Rescued After 24 Hours on Cliff"---

Cliff WAS a happy guy because being with someone else is her Norm.

Hope somebody gets the 'Cheers' reference.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hope somebody gets the 'Cheers' reference.

Yes, I watched 12 seasons of Cheers.  NORM!