Emoticons for the p&##ed off...

And about time too.

I can't take responsibility for the following but thought as JUsers are always looking for further ways of expressing themselves online, the following would certainly help.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Well, how about some "ARSE ICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse


17,331 views 16 replies
Reply #1 Top
very cute, thanx for the evening smile {./} no asses allowed?
Reply #2 Top

!

needed a good giggle tonight

Reply #3 Top
Modman,

{./} no asses allowed?


Yep, add that to the list. Glad you liked 'em.

Trudy,

I'm pleased you had a giggle.
Reply #4 Top
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Those are very clever ass icons

My favourite is:
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

Reply #5 Top
I like! Very funny, especially (_?_)
Reply #6 Top
Em,

I knew you'd like 'em. My personal favourite is the (_E=mc2_) Smart arse one.

Amanda,

especially (_?_)


I plan on using this one regularly. Thanks for stopping by.
Reply #7 Top
That was great.  Thanks Maso!
Reply #8 Top


Maybe I should change my username to the smart ass one. That's by far my favorite.

Just wait, maso, these will be popping up all over JU!
Reply #9 Top
BlueDev,

No worries, mate, glad you enjoyed them.

San Chonino,

Yep, they sure will. I plan on using them at every available opportunity (and even at some unavailable opportunities too )
Reply #10 Top
All I have to say is that this is a
(_E=mc2_)
article.
Reply #11 Top
(!) a tight arse

hehehe.
Reply #12 Top
I laffed my
(__!__)


off until it was a
(_*_)



one! And that's pretty good considering I'm such a

(_?_)


good one Maso!
Reply #13 Top
ROFLM (_!_) Off!

LOL LOL LOL
Reply #14 Top
Doc,

All I have to say is that this is a (_E=mc2_) article


You know it and I'm not afraid to admit it...

Whip,

Glad you like 'em.

Nicky,

Yes, I liked (!) too. In fact, every one of these got at least a good giggle out of me.

Shovel,

I laffed my (__!__) off until it was a (_*_) one! And that's pretty good considering I'm such a (_?_)


For a self-admitted (_?_), you sure are erudite...

ElindelWolf, Glad you liked 'em, too. Thanks for stopping by.
Reply #15 Top
This is so funny Maso! Shovel you (_E=mc2_) you for thinking up that really (_Q_) reply!!! (If you haven't figured it out yet, I was trying to come up with cute arse!! (_Q_) cutearse!!!
Reply #16 Top
Serenity,

I really like (_Q_)... Very clever.