Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Experts Discuss Escalating Suicide Rate"--headline, Australian Broadcast Corp. Web site, May 2
Why? Isn't it high enough already?
"Chad Leader Expected to Win Re-Election"--headline, Associated Press, May 3
Are those the dimpled or hanging ones?
"Study Says Many Options for Alcoholics"--headline, Associated Press, May 2
Tom Collins, Gin and Tonic, Cosmopolitan, Bloody Mary, etc.
"River Goes Dry Before Scientists' Eyes"--headline, Charlotte (Fla.) Sun, May 3
Guess the scientists were trying to 'cry me a river'.
"Trampoline Injuries on the Rise"--headline, United Press International, May 2
I thought it was on the descent?
"Break Looms Within American Baptist Church"--headline, Associated Press, April 29
Ok, we know about Baptists and alcohol, but weaving? Cut me a break!
"War Funding Clears Senate, Fight Expected"--headline, Associated Press, May 4
That is why it is War Funding, right?
"Sept. 11 Memorial Costs Balloon"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution (second item), May 5
Was it a mylar or latex balloon?
"Sweeping Education Bill Passes"--headline, Gainesville (Fla.) Sun, May 5
I have heard of vocational education, but for janitor jobs?
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