Aprill Fool's Day

the dumbest holiday they've thought up yet.

from JoeUser Forums
well im being lazy today. which is kinda nice. been partying a little hard lately and im spending today doing some laundry. my boob is healing rather nicely, but itches like hell. but oh well. its pretty. :) damn i need to get laid soon...gah.
i think i want ice cream and a cigarette right now...then laundry-blah.
i bid you all adieu-
pimptress.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, good. Been partying way too hard myself. Hope you get laid soon, or else I'm coming over to do the job myself!!!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Strike that! Sorry 'bout that comment, I'm really lacking in self-control these days... Again, no offense meant - have a beautiful day!
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm......:(

Don't even talk to me about getting laid, I'm not getting any until August. I haven't even been flirted with in ages....that sucks.

Can't wait to see your new tatt tho...:)

And, Corio, where ya been? I was looking for you the other day..
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hi Dharma! Been working my butt off, no time for anything else. Good thing I got a few days off now, gonna relax, have a few beers.....and get laid.

Btw, congrats on the JoeUser Awards!

Happy holidays!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Man, I thought I said don't talk to me about getting laid? Then again...I'm not getting any so I may as well live vicariously through others, right?
Drop by my blog and chat sometime, man...I missed you..!
Thanks, btw....although I think it was a close thing and I didn't deserve to win it...but I did, so hahahahah! I WON!! hahaha!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
corio sweetheart, of course i dont take offense....do i sound like the type that would? lol. actually, i was more flattered and may take you up on that...;) and dharma my love i am sorry but i cant help it. but i will get laid dammit! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe...(blushes). Why, thanks princess.

Well, I was out yesterday, drunk way too much Aqua Vita, got laid and managed to sprain my toe. Busy night! So today I'm limping around, hung over and wondering what to do with the rest of my holiday. Suggestions appreciated!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
ok heres what you do...take a plane to NC....get drunk with me....and i'll sprain your other toe for ya ;) lol. jk...well ok sort of... ::purrs:: but seriously, have fun! thats why its called a holiday!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
got laid and managed to sprain my toe


were these two related somehow? what crazy position in the Kama Sutra were you trying when you managed to pull that off?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uhm...No, not directly related (though I wish it was, it would make a better story!). I think the booze played some (minor) part...powerful stuff...

Princess: I envision you as a very attractive woman, you must have some prospects lined up? Maybe you have very high standards? If If I could afford the tickets right now, I'd be over as fast as these damn crutches could move.

Or is that crotches? lol, sry... English isn't my native language, you know...;-)