Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Greeks, Cypriots Slam Rice Comments on Turkey"--headline, Reuters, April 26

Was that with or without gravy?

"Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper"--headline, Associated Press, April 25

These speciality jobs are getting a little too specialized!

"Experts Make Flatulence-Free Bean"--headline, BBC Web site, April 25

That is all fine and good, but I have never heard a bean fart.

"First Indian Skis to North Pole, Says It's Freezing"--headline, Agence France-Presse, April 26

He was expecting Maui perhaps?

"Dead Starfish Are Discovered in B.C."--headline, Associated Press, April 27

They are discovered in AD as well.

"Landlord: Bush's Parents Didn't Pay Rent"--headline, Associated Press, April 28

I thought the presidents for free use of the whitehouse???

"U.S. Seals Deal on Military Bases in Bulgaria"--headline, Reuters, April 28

How do they shuffle with their flippers?

"At-Risk Drinking Risky for Older Men"--headline, Reuters, April 27

Risky for younger men too!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

These are doozies! 

especially that one about the bean!

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

especially that one about the bean!

Yea that bean one was too good to pass up.  A bit gauche, but hey!  I did not write the headline!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Greeks, Cypriots Slam Rice Comments on Turkey"--headline, Reuters, April 26


No stuffing?

Great stuff again Guy
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Doc, you keep 'em coming and I'll keep laughing. Thanks again
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
As good as always! And the fart beans, heehee, that's how my cousin used to call them when she was little ("haricots péteurs")
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

No stuffing?

Great stuff again Guy

Yea, why no Stuffing!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey Doc, you keep 'em coming and I'll keep laughing. Thanks again

Just returning the laughs after your Ossie Startrek.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

And the fart beans, heehee, that's how my cousin used to call them when she was little ("haricots péteurs")

She is a scientist now?