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OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

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OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

i am SO UPSET! I don't know what to do.

from JoeUser Forums
In her capacity of C.E.O. time to time she treats her staff to lunch, well this time she decided on crab for them as they have been doing such a great support job for her.

She purchased an entire case of crabs, and let me tell you this case was the sorriest case of crabs ever.

I returned the case to Costco and demanded a refund or a replacement case of crabs that I could inspect first.

The other cases were just fine and I let them replace it, But I am not a happy camper that someone would give her such a obvious sub-standard case in the first place.







OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
#25 by Adventure-Dude
Friday, March 31, 2006


I'm with Angela. I was in disbelief that a husband would write about such things about their wife. But I guess in the spirit of fun I took the bait.


I treasure my wife, but I am not above using her to get a couple suckers. heh heh heh
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I knew better...mainly because I know how you like to do these kind of titles.

It was still really witty and cute, though.

I LOVE crab legs! Best stuff ever. A lot of trouble, but so worth it.
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Friday, March 31, 2006I knew better...mainly because I know how you like to do these kind of titles.It was still really witty and cute, though.I LOVE crab legs! Best stuff ever. A lot of trouble, but so worth it.


next to "I have been playing with myself. now I am exhausted" this is my finest work of deciet, IMO.

Nice to see you again tex been a while since you have commented on any of my stuff, we ok? says mr. insecurity.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
up to 145 views and just a few responses, could it be some are embarrassed to cop to "gotcha" factor?
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Awww shucks MM, I knew it was about food and not a case of icky crabs, either way I haven't had either!

Do love lobster though dipped in butter
heheee it was funny seeing who did believe it though!
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top

hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh

Sorry, I am a Catholic, not a geneticisit.

Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top


#30 by Trudygolightly
Friday, March 31, 2006


heheee it was funny seeing who did believe it though!


I am sure more than a few had nasty thoughts on this article, they just won't cop to it.

LIke drguy said ya can fool some of the people some of the time, but ya can't fool ALL the people all the timr. {paraphrased}
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
31 by Dr. Guy
Saturday, April 01, 2006


hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh

Sorry, I am a Catholic, not a geneticist.


I am sure GOD would forgive me if I was starving to death and the only things to eat were pig and crab legs.
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll be honest, Mod Man when I saw the title I thought, "Who in the hell wrote that?" then when I seen the author's name I thought, "He must be talking about crab legs since he has too much love and respect for his wife."

I liked how you returned the worst case of crabs ever to Costco. When I had my worst case ever I got rid of them the only way I knew how. I went swimming in a public pool.













BTW .. did I just get YOU? Not even for that split second????
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Saturday, April 01, 2006I'll be honest, Mod Man when I saw the title I thought, "Who in the hell wrote that?" then when I seen the author's name I thought, "He must be talking about crab legs since he has too much love and respect for his wife."I liked how you returned the worst case of crabs ever to Costco. When I had my worst case ever I got rid of them the only way I knew how. I went swimming in a public pool.BTW .. did I just get YOU? Not even for that split second????


no yer missed , but yer did get a huge GUFFAW! and my cats are looking at me like I lost what little mind I have\ HAD...... left.
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wish I had my own personal case of crabs.
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
You didn't get me but then, I've come to expect double entendres from you. Great title, though.

Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
Only half got me. I went, no he has to be talking about the crustacean and then I went, well maybe he knows I would think about the animal but he's really writing about an STD, and then I thought, well maybe he knows that I know that... And then I gave up and clicked on it.