OMG! My wife got the WORSE Case of CRABS EVER!

i am SO UPSET! I don't know what to do.

from JoeUser Forums
In her capacity of C.E.O. time to time she treats her staff to lunch, well this time she decided on crab for them as they have been doing such a great support job for her.

She purchased an entire case of crabs, and let me tell you this case was the sorriest case of crabs ever.

I returned the case to Costco and demanded a refund or a replacement case of crabs that I could inspect first.

The other cases were just fine and I let them replace it, But I am not a happy camper that someone would give her such a obvious sub-standard case in the first place.







OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Me! [hand in the air then ROFL!]


I fell for it hook, line and sinker! Bad Elie, bad Elie,! I'm gonna think of a funny one to get you back somehow even though I know I can't beat you at it!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bastard!

I was all like "ooo this is a juicy one" only to find you meant real crabs.....
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sorry, I was expecting this one.  So I knew it was about the legged and clawed ones!

That being said, if they are not Blue Crabs, they are just seafood!  I know you dont know the differnce, but I bet your wife does!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006Me! [hand in the air then ROFL!]I fell for it hook, line and sinker! Bad Elie, bad Elie,! I'm gonna think of a funny one to get you back somehow even though I know I can't beat you at it!


Good for a laugh though, huh?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Caracarn1Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006Bastard! I was all like "ooo this is a juicy one" only to find you meant real crabs.....


heh heh thank you for owning up. lol
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006Sorry, I was expecting this one. So I knew it was about the legged and clawed ones!That being said, if they are not Blue Crabs, they are just seafood! I know you dont know the differnce, but I bet your wife does!


she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
so far 26 people have viewed this and only 3 had the nerve to respond!

COWARDS! lmao
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.

Damn, that is a shame. You cant, and she is Alergic.  Tell you what I will do for you.  Just cause you are such a swell guy, I will eat her share for you!

I do not make this offer to just anyone.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, March 31, 2006she does not eat crab doc she is allergic, but from what I gather there is nothing that can compare to giant king crab l;egs.Damn, that is a shame. You cant, and she is Alergic. Tell you what I will do for you. Just cause you are such a swell guy, I will eat her share for you!I do not make this offer to just anyone.


I think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would, we have a very large selection of crab in california, dungeness, snow, king, blue, california is known for it seaFOOD.. fresh. yummy now I want some raw salmon!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lmao.. umm would you believe I did not fall for it? I love crab, but find it a big painin the ass, and really not a lot of food. I much rather have a huge lobster dipped in melted buddah... yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damnit now I feel like eating seafood..
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, that'll teach her to buy crabs at Costco.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would

You know, if you were Catholic, you could sprinkle holy water on them and turn them into beef.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
10 by Gimpyone
Friday, March 31, 2006


Lmao.. umm would you believe I did not fall for it? I love crab, but find it a big painin the ass, and really not a lot of food. I much rather have a huge lobster dipped in melted buddah... yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, damnit now I feel like eating seafood..


since you know colleen and know there is no way she could catch crabs I did not think YOU would fall for it shell, but! maybe when you are here I can get YOU a nice lobster for dinner, with lots of melted BUDDAAAAAAAAAA.. OK?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
#11 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006


Well, that'll teach her to buy crabs at Costco.


from all the information I gathered, costco has the freshest crabs for the cheapest prices, there king crab was 9.95 a pound and my brother told me that anywheres between 14,95 and 18.95 a pound in the norm for king crab.

BTW did I get you?
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
12 by Dr. Guy
Friday, March 31, 2006


think I would like crab doc, matter of fact I am sure I would

You know, if you were Catholic, you could sprinkle holy water on them and turn them into beef.


hmmm how about a genetic twist and have beef taste like crab legs? I could live with that. heh
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh heh


You definitely got me. I clicked on it because I have a fear of picking up crabs from public restroom toilet seats.

Even if it really did happen, I wonder what kind of a husband would blog about his wife getting the "WORST Case of CRABS EVER!" from a public restroom toilet seat. Hmmm...
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
the count is now 42 people that have viewed this and only two brave enough to fess up that I got them.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: AngelaMarie88Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006OK now be honest how many of you did I get with this bait title? heh heh hehYou definitely got me. I clicked on it because I have a fear of picking up crabs from public restroom toilet seats. Even if it really did happen, I wonder what kind of a husband would blog about his wife getting the "WORST Case of CRABS EVER!" from a public restroom toilet seat. Hmmm...


nice to se you again angela yep I gave the title alot of thought in order to set up the title as bait for laughs.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
you got me!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW did I get you?

Nah. I had a pretty good idea of what it was about before I clicked.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Tova7Posted: Friday, March 31, 2006you got me!


heh did ya say, darn you MM!! lol and I hope you laughed.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
#20 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006


BTW did I get you?

Nah. I had a pretty good idea of what it was about before I clicked.


I guess I should have expected to not get an old knockaround fella like you mason. but hey I gave it a shot.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I didn't say it wasn't amusing
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
#23 by MasonM
Friday, March 31, 2006


Well, I didn't say it wasn't amusing


was not realeasy to frame the title, make it seem like something nasty , while casting my bait out.

Talk about misleading titles, this might be the best one yet!
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm with Angela. I was in disbelief that a husband would write about such things about their wife. But I guess in the spirit of fun I took the bait.