Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Experts Collide Over Benefits of Cycle Helmets"--headline, Sydney Morning Herald, March 25

Hope they were wearing their helmets.

"Avoid Crashing When Traveling Abroad"--headline, ABCNews.com, March 23

Only Crash at home.

"Six Busted in Wet T-Shirt Contest"--headline, WJHG-TV Web site (Panama City, Fla.), undated

Must have been a disappointing contest if only 6 took part.

"Drought Forces Herders to Seek Cattle Through Marriage"--headline, National Public Radio Web site, March 24

"I will give you 3 cows for your daughter's hand in marraige."

"Man Who Shot Mountain Lion Will Not Face Charges"--headline, KNBC-TV Web site (Los Angeles), March 24

Dead lions dont run very fast.

"Fewer Americans Taking Chances With Food"--headline, HealthDayNews, March 21

Cash is easier to carry and does not spoil in las Vegas.

"Contractor to Replace Alarms With Faulty Battery Indicator"--headline, Collegian (Penn State), March 28

You will know if it is working, it just wont do anything about warning you of fires.

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Very funny, Dr. Guy. I especially liked the one about the cows for a wife. Have you ever heard of the movie Johnnie Lingo? It was made back in the sixties or seventies by BYU, and it's all about some tribe on some island and Johnnie Lingo, who buys his childhood sweetheart from her father for 8 cows - more than any woman, ever! Hee hee! It's great for a laugh!
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Reply By: MasonM

You are in a very good mood since you got your 4 day weekend!

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Have you ever heard of the movie Johnnie Lingo? It was made back in the sixties or seventies by BYU, and it's all about some tribe on some island and Johnnie Lingo, who buys his childhood sweetheart from her father for 8 cows - more than any woman, ever! Hee hee! It's great for a laugh!

No, never saw it, but that would have been a good reference for the cows one if I had!  Drats!

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Reply By: jennybean

Glad you liked it!  Laughter is the best medicine!

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Reply By: dynamaso

The Doublemint twins!  Glad you got 2 laughs out of it.