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Warrior Women! Enough Already!

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Warrior Women! Enough Already!

Ya can't swing a dead cat without women in armour getting in the way

from JoeUser Forums
While I adore women, women of all kinds and body types, big boobs,. little ones, small women amazon women {ok get the point?}

In the last 20 or so years we have seen the emergence of women as warrior babes, while I love looking at a gorgeous women in tight slinky pelts and such, I DO NOT want one watching my back in times of war, It was hard enough for a man to handle a sword let alone some skinny babe with wrists as think as a small chicken bone, swinging to to and fro.

While I do not doubt there was the very very occasional woman that could swing a sword I am sure she was not a size 2, totally not a scar anywhere to see, with skin as smooth as a babies butt.

While I know fantasy is just that, there is some things I just cannot let by. I started watching dragon king, dark kingdom last night, and yep there she was, tall, blond, skinny in a wolfs pelt, never been beat in battle, PLEASE!!!!

Do not even get me started on Xena warrior babe.

Superman, yep here came superwoman.

Batman, along came bat-girl in super tight outfits.

ENOUGH ALREADY WITH WOMEN GOING off to war, fighting the good fight, all so she can turn all girly at the last moment and have what else? A MAN rescue her.
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
#22 by foreverserenity
Wednesday, March 29, 2006


Well, how about Red Sonja


I liked the character of "red" and brigit Neilson has a buff body, BUT do you really think she could have even held onto a sword with ARNOLD banging on it?
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top

I liked the character of "red" and brigit Neilson has a buff body, BUT do you really think she could have even held onto a sword with ARNOLD banging on it?


Hehee, no. However she wasn't the one I had in mind. I was thinking of the comic books I used to read a lot as a child. The drawing was much better! And your choice of Gina Torres is awsome!
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
#27 by foreverserenity
Wednesday, March 29, 2006


if you ever get to read the original Conan by Robert E. Howard, there is a character call Beilit.. now she is one fighting fool, she was a pirate Queen, a mercenary, a thief {her and Conan started as crime partners}
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
liked the character of "red" and brigit Neilson has a buff body, BUT do you really think she could have even held onto a sword with ARNOLD banging on it?


Did this blog just go X-Rated?
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like a little kick butt action from the girls...like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. That was kinda cool.

I remember once in college sitting in Anatomy getting a very boring lecture by a guest speaker. Some orthopedic shlub. He talked in mono tone....snore!

Anyway, the only fun thing he said was if a woman of medium build and bone structure were to hit the jaw of an average size man with heavy force, her hand bones would shatter. He was speaking directly to many of the girl warrior movies out at the time.

So ever since then, when I see some 100 pound boob job wailing on a guy...I think, dang...her hand is broken 50 times over!
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
#30 by Tova7
Wednesday, March 29, 2006


So ever since then, when I see some 100 pound boob job wailing on a guy...I think, dang...her hand is broken 50 times over!


unless a man knows how to "hit properly" he risks broken hand bones everytime he thumps someone. I stopped using my fists long ago and started using the sides and palm of my hands, it did as much damage but did not hurt my hands.
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
I stopped using my fists long ago and started using the sides and palm of my hands, it did as much damage


What the heck kinda life are you leading? .

My boxing instructor was telling our class about people getting into fights and ending up in emergency for broken hand bones. Street fighting just sounds really nasty. I was watching "Buffy" one time and my mom came by and said isn't that too violent. I laughed and said it was like a cartoon. Completely unrealistic. I love to watch boxing and kickboxing (K-1 in Japan) and THAT stuff can make me cringe because that's the real thing.

One girl in at a kickboxing gym I used to go to was cute as a button and super friendly but boy, could she kick ass! Literally. She was/ is a tough fighter. Once she got in the ring it was all business.

Hmmm.... maybe she should play Wonder Woman!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes annie was awsome, but notice she did not have a bikini wax, perfect skin and was NOT swinging a broadsword like it is a small twig.


You got that right, she was tough.

Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: momijikiPosted: Wednesday, March 29, 2006I stopped using my fists long ago and started using the sides and palm of my hands, it did as much damage What the heck kinda life are you leading? .


was leading, was.. as in the not to distant past, now I am just a middle aged nice jewsih man trying to get by.