Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Chilling Proof That Glacier Meltdown Is Getting Faster"--healdine, Independent (London), March 20

Shouldn't chilling proof slow down meltdowns?

"Study Says U.S. Companies Lag on Global Warming"--headline, New York Times, March 22

Maybe they forgot the Chilling Proof?

"Column One: Israel's Policy Quacks"--headline, Jerusalem Post, March 17

Does it walk like a duck?

"Race to Blast Tourists Into Space Is On"--headline, NewsMax.com, March 20

Use to be they just wanted to blast people to smithereens.

"Annapolis Welcomes Spring by Burning Socks"--headline, Associated Press, March 20

Maybe a donation of laudry detergent so they could wash them occassionally during the winter?

"At 30, Apple still has appeal" -- Headline, CNN, March 27

Must be a very desicated peal!

"Wily Coyote Captured in Central Park"--headline, Associated Press, March 22

Acme posts bail with new Bail-o-Meter.

"South Pacific Volcano Stops Search for Man"--headline, Associated Press, March 22

"Halt, or I will blow my top!"

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

,  that last one is a doozey!

I think it would be "a good thing" to burn socks....especially in the spring..... wow,  !

 

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think it would be "a good thing" to burn socks....especially in the spring..... wow,

My Wife threatens to do that each spring!

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't know where you find 'em, Doc, but keep 'em coming.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

don't know where you find 'em, Doc, but keep 'em coming.

Just the newspapers and on line services. I know they are serious, but as Trudy already knows, english is not an exact language!

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Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
#5 by MasonM
Wednesday, March 29, 2006


you keep laughing, and I will keep finding them.