Extremely Thin Books

The Top Ten (in no real order)

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A few days ago, I got a forward from a friend, which consisted of the titles of "Extremely Thin Books" and their authors.
It was kind of cute and I got a chuckle.
I got to thinking of some other thin books, and have written this list of my own. Others are welcome.

1. "Tips for building a successful marriage"----By Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney (Foreword by Jennifer Lopez)

2. "Female staffers I have NOT boned"----By Bill Clinton

3. "Proper use of Men’s Room facilities"----By George Michael

4. "Our marriage: Moments of personal respect and genuine, heartfelt and unfeigned affection"----By Bill and Hillary Clinton

5. "Men I have loved, Guns I have owned"----By Rosie O’Donnell

6. "Ruminations on my Emotional Maturity and Healthy, normal Sex Life"----By Michael Jackson

7. "Racist Conspiracy Theories which I have dismissed as Ridiculous and Improbable"----By Minister Louis Farrakan

8. "1976-2006----Something to be Proud of: Positive portrayals of Blacks in Hollywood films"---- By George Clooney

9. "Don’t be a hater! Whitey isn’t the problem! Truly Embracing Multiculturalism and fair and solid Race Relations in America"---- By Rev. Jesse Jackson

10. "Homeruns I would have hit without steroid use"----By Barry Bonds
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
"How To Be Humble"---- by "The" Donald Trump

"How to Have Fun with the Opposite Sex"----Ted Kennedy

"All the Men in My Life and How I Loved Them"---by Gloria Steinem

Baby O Baby-"How To Lovingly Care For Your First Baby"---Brittany Spears forward by Michael Jackson

"Loving the Infidel"---written by Any Muslim

"Born To Be Free" by Saddam Hussein
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good stuff, K.....thanks for posting.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see they have updated it for the Bonds kerfluffle.

My favorite is still "Ethics - By William Jefferson Clinton".
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
My favorite is still "Ethics - By William Jefferson Clinton".


How about "Ten Ways To Say NO" by the same author? ummmm maybe it depends on what the definition of "NO" is.......
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about "Ten Ways To Say NO" by the same author? ummmm maybe it depends on what the definition of "NO" is.......


How about - Negotiating the 10 commandments. I got 70% - By Bill Clinton!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here guys, I got a new one----

"A Comprehensive list of Conservative Educators in America"----By Jay Bennish
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
"A Comprehensive list of Conservative Educators in America"----By Jay Bennish


good one RW but I think it's a real stretch to say that would be a thin book. Maybe more like a paper....
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fine Jewish recipes, by any Jew.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fine Jewish recipes, by any Jew.


Kind of like English/Scottish cooking.

Got some more new ones:

"American children I would consider adopting"----By Angelina Jolie

"Whitey Been Keepin' Me Down! My Personal Experiences with Oppression and Exclusivity in this Racist Nation"----By Sen. Barack Obama

And, though it probably wouldn't be a thin book, I just liked the sound of it:

"C. Ray and the Chocolate City"---By C. Ray Nagin
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Livers I have loved, by hannibal lector.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Livers I have loved, by hannibal lector.


Supposed to be thin books, Modman.

How about:

"Farm animal flesh I have enjoyed"---by Hannibal Lector
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thoughts I have been able to finish in less than 1000 pages -- Stephen King
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"Brilliant, Natural-sounding Dialogue I Have Written"----By George Lucas
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"Gay Love & Sex----Doin' it Right!"-----by Rev. Fred Phelps

"Food---how do I love Thee?"----By Lara Flynn Boyle (Foreword by Calista Flockhart)

"Great Hair: The Key to Serious Political Acceptance"----By Rev. Al Sharpton
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Great Hair: The Key to Serious Political Acceptance"----By Rev. Al Sharpton

Foreword by Don King.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
"How To Keep Love Alive in Your Marriage" -chapters written by.....Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Liz Taylor,Rosanne, Cher, and other too numerous to mention politicians and movie stars......forward and closing chapter written by Bill Clinton.
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"My Thoughts On........"----By Paris Hilton

"From the Mountains to the Praries: Tales from the Leftwing Liberal and Moonbat Love Affair with America and American Ideals and Values"----By Phil Donahue and Al Gore

And it's popular follow-up:

"Liberalism: Opposing Tyranny and Advancing the Cause of Freedom and Democracy in the Oppressive Third World"----By Jimmy Carter

"A Pictorial History---Hats I've Owned That Actually Fit Me"----By Ted Kennedy
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
"The Art of Performing Live" by Ashlee Simpson

"Safe Driving" by Lindsay Lohan

"Why Nannies Bring Relationships Closer" by Jude Law

"How to Be A Great Teammate" by Terrell Owens

"My Knowledge About Postpartum Depression" by Tom Cruise

"Things Reality TV Stars Would NOT Do For 15 More Minutes of Fame"

"Criminals on COPS Who Do NOT Wear A Wife Beater"

"Men Who Love the Show The View"

"UFO and Elvis Sightings by People Who Don't Live in Trailer Parks"
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
"UFO and Elvis Sightings by People Who Don't Live in Trailer Parks"



They were all good, but I liked this one the best.

How about this:

"Articles I have written that don't involve my irrational, obsessive hatred of Bush"--By Col. Gene
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
book title: Open minded liberals I admire"

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"Music of any type that I like" by XX
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"Scientology: Accepting and Respecting Other Faiths, Opinions and Ideas"----By Issac Hayes and Tom Cruise

"WTC: My Knowledge of Architecture and Demolitions"---By Charlie Sheen