Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Rene Preval faces a taunting task in impoverished Haiti after being declared the winner of the presidential election."--photo caption, CNN.com, Feb. 17
Does that make him a sore winner?
"Officer's Fatal Accident Is His Second"--headline, Courier-Journal (Louisville, Ky.), Feb. 15
He should have stayed dead after the first one.
"Lack of New Jobs Mars Growth Outlook"--headline, Financial Times, Feb. 15
Those Martians are just lazy.
"Landslide-Hit Village Was Disaster About to Happen--Experts"--headline, INQ7.net (Philippines), Feb. 23
About to happen? You mean they are scheduled for another disaster?
"Deer Die After Antlers Lock During Combat"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 24
Government demands warning labels be attached to all antlers.
"We Should Not Condone Naked Lawyer-Bashing"--headline, Scotsman, Feb. 28
Only Clothed lawyers can be bashed.
"Circus Company Goes on Trial in Spy Suit"--headline, Associated Press, Feb. 27
I guess the Judge frowned on the clown suit?
"Muslim Terrorist Sentenced to Life in Indonesia"--headline, Jerusalem Post, Feb. 27
Indonesia is now a penal colony?
