March, in like a lion...

The winter is over. Or at least it's supposed to be. It's been an above average winter here in the UK, very little snow, very little frost and almost no rainfall. But here we are at the beginning of March freezing in temperatures of -6 and covered in snow. What the...?

Global warming my *$#. Next thing you know there'll be a hole in the ozone layer the size of the Moon and we'll only have an inch of topsoil left.

This planet is doomed. Doomed I tell you. Time to jump ship for the nearest off-world colony.

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Funny that thing...the ozone...it's invisible...yet it had a hole in it. Go figure.

Oh!...and let me know when the ship is leaving!
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Funny you should mention a ship leaving .....

...received a call from some wierdo called Zaphod, just the other day. Said something about a doomed planet, and an inter-galactic hyperspace bypass....

I passed him off as a nutter, and hung up.

In light of this late-breaking news ....Zaphod, if you're still around ~call me back, ok?

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You read my mind. I suppose everyone else can now too. Nowhere to hide. aaaaaaaaaggh
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eh u go ahead ill catch up
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eh u go ahead ill catch up