WARNING !!!!! New Virus.....

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> Message:

> There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by

> hand.

>

> This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you

> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via

> any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

> completely.

>

> If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take

> 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as

> Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

>

> The quickest acting WINE type is called

> Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only

> available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is

> Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly

> until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

>

> Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you

> have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

>

> This virus is

> DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

>

> Update 05-01-2006: After extensive testing it has been concluded that

> Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE

> but may require a more generous application....;)

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Reply #2 Top
thats a preety good one Jafo
Reply #3 Top
I've found that tomato juice or v8 added to Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy, makes a Red (real entertaining drink), will absolutely kill the WORK virus! Just a guess on my part!
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Reply #6 Top
Yup, had a serious dose of this today. Will be taking copious amounts of Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy later this evening...
Reply #7 Top
I will be "downloading" the same, Fuzzy. Cheers!
Reply #8 Top
...as long as you don't "upload" too...
Reply #9 Top
Oh man...that explains a lot...I've had this virus for some time now...seems the only things that will save me from it is a Long-Term-Clinically-Induced-Coma (LTCIC)
Reply #10 Top
Very good, Jafo...well detected and it seems you have it under control....or have you?

Although effective, the patch for this insidious virus can create more of the same, particularly if several colleague collaborate to apply it.

There's nothing worse than having to clean up the next morning with another known virus....a hangover.

However, as I no longer apply either patch, I shall stick to copious quarts of tea and a couple of valium