Unfairman

Unfairman

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Reply to How to Blow a Snot Rocket in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

hahahahahahahahaahhaah Eric, that makes me laugh. Ted- You gross fuck. Just kidding. While I'm pretty familiar with the snot rocket, I've never felt completely comfortable about performing it. I understand if you're on your bike or running or whatever...but no one wants to see that and/or step in your snot. Some guy did that the other day when I was carrying out his groceries...and the fucker didn't even tip me. Bad times. Chris</f

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Tearin the week away in Misc JoeUser Forums

So, yes, I was in Duluth from Tuesday until Saturday (more on that later, I'm sure). Then, on Saturday, a bunch of my friends threw me a going away party at my friend Zac's cabin. Yesterday was Mother's Day...so, here's my first blog entry in a while, and I apologize. When I reached the Top Ten blog sites, no one gave me the "With great power comes great responsibilit

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Reply to My Rejection Letter in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

C'mon, Ted. We all know the best authors don't get published. Just look at...er...well, he never go published, so i don't know his name. Where's my point? I think it's over there... Don't get discouraged. You are but a young man, and you have many more chances to be rejected from papers much more prestigious than City Pages. Peace, Chris

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Reply to Drunken blogin in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Whoa! That's one pretty messed up article there. I think I'm gonna keep it, as a lesson to myself. bye kids!

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Drunken blogin in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay, so now i'm prety drunk. I headed down to Dulth to hang out with mhy bro, my real life brother, Adam. Damn, did we have a good time? I think we did. So, firsts started out at his friend Justin's hizzy. From there, we went to the MOTHERFUCKIN Reef, bissatches! If hyou know what i'm takng aotu, you know, finot, fuckya'l. So, we

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Reply to Todays lesson, good lyrics vs. bad lyrics in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Yes, yes, I know that people have different tastes in music. It's just that mine is far superior to anyone else's. Burt- Yes, I fully intended to put a clause in there about how there is some very good rap/hip-hop music out there. However, it was kind of difficult to keep my mind on the subject matter as I was feeling very dirrrrrrty about looking up Nelly lyrics. I LIKE a lo

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Todays lesson, good lyrics vs. bad lyrics in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Sorry to beat a dead horse, but I was listening to Pearl Jam on the way home from work, and it really proved drove home the point I was making the other day about crappy lyrics in popular songs. Here's a contrast. Nelly "Pimp Juice" "Pimp juice - oooohoooooohhooooooooooohhh I think I need to let her loose (might think I need to let

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Reply to Who writes this crap, anyway? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

DRmami- I understand your point of view, as well. But, it shouldn't be hard express yourself in the English language if that's the way you make your living. Language is the most dynamic thing in a culture: it's been said that you if you did a search of all the popular novels in history, you'd not find two sentences that were exactly alike (dismissing, of course, cliches and common-use sentences). Someone saying the English language is too confining

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Reply to Suspeckted Gets Props....from himself in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Only 83 miles, Ted? C'mon, I drive my car at least that far on the weekends... I'm putting this in perspective for me: It's 90 miles from my house to Duluth. That'd be like riding my bike that far. Crazy. Maybe that's why you "eat every possible piece of candy in sight", you need the energy! I wanna be Ted (withheld) when I grow up.

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Reply to There's a bunny in the yard. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

We have bunnies in our yard, too, now. We never used to, because the dog used to chase them and scare them away. My dogs heyday, however, has passed. He's now too arthritic, deaf and apathetic to do anything about our bunny population. I don't mind, though. Bunnies are pretty cool. Maybe they'll buy me a drink...

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Reply to Crap called Rap and Heavy Metal... in Music JoeUser Forums

Man, Zoo, I had barely pushed the "enter" button on my article when I saw yours. I guess we're feeling the same vibe. Here's a link to me: fillintheblank.joeuser.com However: "Great minds don't think alike. Great minds have their own thoughts." - Some smart (ass?) guy

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Who writes this crap, anyway? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

When we do our after-hours closing duties at the store (sweeping, mopping, counting down tills and what have you) we always change the radio station from Golden Oldies or Hot Hits to a rap station (we have XM radio). I don't know if they play the same songs at the same time every night, but I'm getting really sick of the crap they play. Mostly it's Nelly and Fifty-Cen

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Reply to Longest Week In Eternity in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

that stupid face on there? Yeah, that's supoosed to say "L O L". As in laugh out loud. Because that's what I did...laugh out loud, that is, not make a stupid face.

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Reply to Longest Week In Eternity in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Ted, this article made me twice. I'm having "Duluth's Last Chance Beal Bash" on May 5th. I bet you can guess where it will be. If you can finagle it, you should see if you could make it up for the day or something. If not, completely understandable. Peace, Chris

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Why can't I find things? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can't find my Ninja Gaiden game. I've looked all over my room. My Xbox never leaves my room, and I have no friends so I wouldn't have taken the game somewhere else (besides, it's a one player game, and who would invite me over so they could watch me play games? Seriously). My "step-nephew" was over the other day, so I took the game out of the Xbox so he cou

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Reply to Searching for good music... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Mason- I also like Zappa. Some of his stuff I can't really listen to, though, because it's just too off the wall and maybe I don't understand it. Other stuff though...priceless. Maybe I'll check out Loser. BlueDev- Thanks! This is what I was looking for, people who have real opinions about music and KNOW why they like (or dislike) it. This goes for you, too, Mason. I'd definitely be interested in hearing some of those songs, unfor

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Reply to "Smile! It's good Friday" she said before I punched her. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ang, I understand your plea. But you should know that a lot of people who are smilers (like me) don't understand why people don't smile. It's tough to explain to people that you're just not a natural smiler, and I feel your pain. But it's equally hard to explain to others why you ARE smiling. Please, just show a little compassion. I have a dream where smilers and non-smilers can live together in peace and what not.... I hope you know I'm sayin

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Searching for good music... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hey guys! I need a little help here. I'm always on the lookout for good new (to me, anyway) music. I'll define 'good', in my tastes. I love Dispatch, Pearl Jam, Norah Jones, Storyhill. I'm really into the acoustic groove. "College music", I guess some people call it. Anyway, even though I don't really have money to spend, I'd love to

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