Gene Nash

Reply to 18 Things a Grown Man Should NEVER Have in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]1. A black eye. He said you guys are smart enough to know how to talk your way out of a fight, especially one you won't win![/quote] Just because you have a black eye, doesn't mean you didn't win. ;) [quote]2. A witty e-mail signature. Your electronic correspondence should not be "a digital version of a motivational poster! Leave for toasts and Karaoke![/quote] What is the anti-witty bigotry? If it weren't for wit, I'd... um... damn I wish I had somethi

Reply to I want to change my user name. in Living in Cyberspace JoeUser Forums

[quote]mine would be Smokey Broadway[/quote] Actually, Smokey Broadway is kinda hot.... Sounds like a world weary lounge singer in a red sequined evening gown. Too many bars, too many men, too much second hand smoke. She has a voice like leather, but a heart of silk. Whoops. Got carried away. :p

Reply to I want to change my user name. in Living in Cyberspace JoeUser Forums

[quote]Cain Little Tree, what the hell[/quote] Yeah, but his appendage is huge! If it makes you feel any better, my porn name is Sherman Hilda.

Reply to I want to change my user name. in Living in Cyberspace JoeUser Forums

[quote]the rest of my appendages are all above average length[/quote] Braggart. [quote]ShitforBrains, at least the short version would have to be brains or the acronym SFB.[/quote] I think you'd end up called "Shit" or "Shitty," maybe "Shit4" from those feeling generous. Seriously, Shitty, you should quit while you're ahead. ;)

Reply to MySpace dot com in Writing JoeUser Forums

*SIGH* Been there. (:(

Reply to If you had one wish... in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]otherwise we'd all (hopefully) end up wishing for a world where no one goes hungry, no one ever kills anyone else, etc... [/quote] Nah, I'm way more selfish than that. Such mundanities never entered my mind. :LOL:

Reply to Affair of the Art (JUWC notice) in Current Events JoeUser Forums

[quote]I have a confession to make. I'm cheating. But it's not just me! Dynamaso is doing it too![/quote] I... I... I feel so used, so cheap.... [quote]The editors choose the best selections of the day and give them "cherries."[/quote] Well, that would be good. I haven't been cherry in years. :NOTSURE:

Reply to If you had one wish... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I might have played long if it hadn't turned into coming up with situations for another bad Wishmaster sequel. :p

Reply to I could care less in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]'sarcastic green', a vile color [/quote] [color="#FF8C00"][B]Can we make it sarcastic orange?[/B][/color] I hate orange.

Reply to Respect and Acceptance on JU in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]besides the old cook Gene, I don't insult people right off the back, he earned it after a while.[/quote] Just for the record, for newbies and lurkers (since I'm the only Gene who has commented here), the "old cook Gene" referenced isn't me, but "Col. Gene." ;) (Or so I hope! :LOL: ) Thank you. Go about your business. :) (BTW, did you mean "kook" or "crook" or "coot" or...?)

Reply to The heinous Pervy McPervington. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

[quote]Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything as bad as Rick Astley.[/quote] You could start a band. [quote]a good match with my Slutsky McSlutskerton[/quote] If he can't use her, I've got nothing better going on. :LOL: You had me at "slut."

Reply to Dirty word on stardock home page LOL in Object Desktop JoeUser Forums

Hehehehe, he said "rooster hole." (Seriously, "dirty word" my donkey. Don't anybody call this guy a sheep, okay? Or do, if you feel we could use the entertainment value. ;p )

Reply to Respect and Acceptance on JU in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]are never really given a chance to become part of this community, they are labeled as “annoying” or something and regardless of what they do to change[/quote] Groups of people take on characteristics similar to individuals. While specific people within the group all deviate in certain respects, the group itself tends to take on an identifiable, individual character. (For example, think of "national characters:" the French are snobs, the Germans are militaristic and have no sense

Reply to Mom Did Ok in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Glad to hear it. :)

Reply to My Hubby understands me in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

[quote]My Hubby understands me[/quote] Those are rare. You could probably get some money on eBay. [quote]See, it means so much more when they do nothing 99% of the time[/quote] (scribble, scribble -- single guy taking notes) When it comes up later, can I blame... er... "quote" you?

Reply to What Are We Doing With the Extra $10? in Internet JoeUser Forums

[quote]Still want a pony[/quote] Goodness, woman, that's as bad as a cow! The methane mafia will get you! [quote]Looks like we both need to see the ophthalmologist, Angie.[/quote] Dang... I guess I better start wearing glasses at the computer again! (Hmmm, not enough exclamation points. !!!!!! Yeah, that's better.)

Reply to What Are We Doing With the Extra $10? in Internet JoeUser Forums

Good Lord, what's going on lately? Would someone find whatever asylum left the door open so we can call them to come pick up their loonies? [quote]maybe a gaff was made by not categorizing the original Post as Humour[/quote] Personally, I don't like posting satire under "humor," because I feel it takes the edge off. [quote]ps Send the cars back to the Showroom and invest in more wildlife, that'll help counter Global Environmental Pollution and guaran

Reply to On Backstabbers in Misc JoeUser Forums

[quote]something I wasn't sure if they could do but that I wanted to make sure they couldn't.[/quote] In America, anyone can sue anyone for anything. That doesn't mean they are going to win, doesn't mean the judge won't yell at them for wasting his or her time, but they can still sue. In other words, you haven't made sure of anything. [quote]I sincerely doubt I'd get banned. I didn't violate the TOU. [/quote] They can -- by the TOU -- throw you out just b

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARMA!! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Happy Birthday, Frank! Yours, ---Kitty

Reply to What's The Hurry? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]The crowds were almost non-existent which made for easy accessability to all the events. I've never seen Disney so NOT busy.[/quote] That's why I always go to Orlando in May. ;)

Reply to So do any of you use Twitter? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]I somehow managed to get on this list of the 'twitterati'[/quote] Hey, I want to be a Twitterati! Where do I send the bribe? :)

Reply to So do any of you use Twitter? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

[quote]Now I'm stalking Zoo![/quote] OMG, I see it now. It's all an elaborate scheme by the StalkUsers to trick me into giving up personal information. AND I FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!!! X-( Alas, I shall have to live with the shame.... :SNIFF!: [quote]after you get over how dumb it is,[/quote] One of my earliest tweets was something like, "This really is silly."

Reply to NEVER give out personal information on the internet that can be used to identify you. in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

[quote]He is why you do not give out personal information on the internet. And he is not the only one.[/quote] "He"? Didn't put a lot of research into that, did you? :)

Reply to AVG Free 7.5 is no more..... in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Heh, I don't use the email scanner anyway. ;) [quote]Why not just rob a bank and use that money to buy the paid version?[/quote] D'oh! Why didn't I think of that? Let's see, what can I use the excess dough for...?

Reply to So do any of you use Twitter? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

http://twitter.com/genenash Tweet me up. ;)