I know what you mean. isnt it irritating. but if they post saying that they just dont agree with me its ok coz i love debating. but if they post just to be cruel i usually just delete their posts.
This ones pretty good. Maxim always comes up with the funniest and coolest articles =) The world hates a cheater, right? Well, the world hates a loser even more. If you can win fair and square, great; the grandkids will be proud of you someday. But remember what you learned in fifth grade: Copy off the smart girl’s test and you’ll pass every time. And that little cheat never hurt anyone. Now you’re all grown up, but there are still obstacles to your pursuit of happiness. While we’d ne
Wow, i feel so fucking irritated. everything that we have worked so hard for is coming to ruin. All the hard work and the time i dedicated in the edsa 2 revolution seems to have been all for nothing. if you are asking why, well maybe because most my stupid countrymen looks like they will vote in the coming election for the popular candidate instead of the one who knows or has experience in the matter. can you believe that the masa or the masses here in the philippines wants to vote f
Clever people find life easy when fools find it hard, and often it's hard for the clever and easy for the fool. Who ought to have had patience with me if I hadn't had any myself? How good it would have been for us if only we had understood or been told earlier that one is never on better terms with a woman friend than when praising our rival. For
I like old standards. kinda reminds me of the good old days. dont get me wrong, i like the some of the new songs being made nowadays but lets be hoenst most of them have no staying power.here now gone tommorow. anyway for me nothing can beat the greats like Sinatra. if you guys wanna hear them standards try listening to Michael Buble or Beverley Staunton they have great voices.
Ok let me get this straight. your asking me to make a choice when it is certain that all choices are already predetermined. if its already predetermined then how can one make a choice about it? the only solution i can see for this problem is if there was more than one pre-destined path for each person. i myself believe in God but if this destiny thing is true then why did God even create this universe if he already knew how it would turn out. anyway my answer would probably be
Here are a few quotes from one of my favorite authors Terry Goodkind: 1. "Many men rose to the bait only if it squirmed." -Terry Goodkind, _Faith of the Fallen_ 2. "The problems just kept mounting, without any end in sight. It seemed like the more people [that were] helped, the more people there were who needed help." -Terry Goodkind, _Faith of the Fallen_ 3. "If anything about him frightened her it is not his brutality, but his intelligence, for she knew that intell
I think i can understand what you mean. Fate or destiny for me are only guidelines which we can choose to follow or not to follow. for example i believe me and my ex girlfriend was fated to meet each other at the time we met, but it depended on me whether to court her or not. anyway for me i guess the only thing i can say is that i believe i have the freedom choose my actions and with that belief i am content.
Have you ever asked yourself this question? If not, then you should ask yourself now. Because this is probably one of the questions that will shape what and who you will be. But before going forward we first must know what freedom is and the difference between the freedom of nature and the freedom of a person. There is genuine freedom in the world. When we observe it from the outside, it takes the form of unpredictability; when we observe it from within, we call it our fr
Usefull if you have a friend that knows latin and thinks he is a super cool because of it. Latin Swearing Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum screw you and the horse you rode in on Tu plenus sterco es You are full of shit (lit. you are packed with shit) Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus
“Stop taking two and three plates of food,” my mother said to me angrily. I was at a wedding and seven years old. Back then, at a lot of the weddings we used to go to, the food would be pre-served on a plate. I could never get enough of those calorie-ridden platters. Waylaying different waiters, (so I would not be recognised), I’d polish 3-4 plates without blinking an eye. Mum wasn’t impressed, and told me to stop and desist. “Why?” I’d ask. Her stock reply was
I really liked the fifth one. We can learn a lot from children if we can get past the age difference.
1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- by Jack Handy 2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the m
I Always Believed that We Humans would bring about our own destruction. there are so many things in this world that makes me think how we even survived as long as we have. We have wars, racism , children dying of hunger when just a few bloack away people eats three square meals a day,Wepons that could destroy our own planet in an instant, priests that sexually abuses the children who trusts them and leaders who care about nothing more than to make them
10 Things That Piss Me Off......10 being what i hate the most 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy... where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?? 2. People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire bill is rung up before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a
Thanks for explaining. i was really curious about how it all worked.
It was actually a semi serious thing to tell you the truth. If you can get past all the bullshit machismo you would see what i mean.
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Damn!!! 92? whats did he use for a weapon? a crutch?
i My school life. hmm the best way to describe it is probably nomadic. i have been to 5 schools since kinder to highschool. i dont know why but it just seems like trouble follows me everywhere i go... or maybe its because im the one who causes all the trouble. Kinder; i was hitting my classmate with a ballon continiously when my teacher popped the ballon i was holding. in my anger i took off my shoe and threw it at my teacher. grade one; two sixth graders were bullying me. they were hitting me w
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like a heel. well here are a few excuses for when you meet the people you were with the other night when you were drunk. feel free to add some of your own. YOU’RE NOT A BIG FAT HOG, YOU HAVE… Lardophilia Symptoms: Steadily increasing difficulty in securing one’s trousers without an elaborate pulley system and three roadies. In extreme cases, sufferer may begin smelling like a burger to those around him/her. Treatmen
We have a saying in the philippines"if you want to learn a new language start with the insults' =) here are a few from the world over.gonna step foot on another country? learn these few simple phrases and after a while you can insult foreingers like a native. France: Salop= bastard votre equipe football est merde= you football team is shit la ou je viens de l'inceste n'est pas encourage= where i come from incest isnt encouraged. va te tripoter= Go tinker with yourself<BR
Here's some things that would make a girl leave you faster than a cheetah: 1.Start calling her names other than her own. would work better if you use one of your ex's names. 2.Roll your eyes at everything she says. 3.Pawn every gift that she's given you. 4.Wake her up in the middle of the night and ask her if a guy makes out with another guy just once makes him gay. do all these things and withing a week or a month at the most she will be gone from yo
Yeah its kinda fun looking inside peoples view on things, isnt it? thats why i usually check out articles in this place. as for a way out of boredom, check this out its an article i posted a few weeks back. its titiled "fun things to do when you're bored" heres the address : http://boogerschnot.joeuser.com/index.asp?AID=4355 hope to see more of your articles.
Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us. check it out: These are My Favorites: "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock." "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery. "Do not use fo
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