EFalgui

EFalgui

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Reply to Looks Do Matter. in Misc JoeUser Forums

How could truly good looking people like me refuse to have anything to do with someone as good looking as myself?

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Reply to Suicide: An easy way out... in Misc JoeUser Forums

To Everyone: I didnt say people who has though about commiting suicide are stupid. What i was saying is that anyone who commits suicide are both weak and stupid, especially those who did it and messed up by ending up in the hospital alive. i mean come on guys, wouldnt you feel stupid if you tried to carry out a plan to kill yourself because of lets say money problems, would'nt it be fucking ironic that you made it worse becuase now you also have medica

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Reply to Why I Write. :D in Misc JoeUser Forums

No greater pleasure can come in life then to make someones troubles dissapear with a few words. Even though i dont usually admit it to anyone, i do find pleasure when i know that i just helped someone. i dont know why maybe its because im just a bit weird. <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0

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Twisted Tip #3 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Did you just cheat and because of it got a STD? If you did then dont tell you partner. when she starts to realize something is wrong and she goes to her doctor for a check-up go with her. When they get the result saying that she has it, then you can lay the blame on her by telling her that you will have a check-up yourself. When you get the results go to her and lay t

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Reply to Looks Do Matter. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Its ok about the grammar thing. I guess my reply was a bit over the top though. hehehe. i guess i should get some sleep before writing anything.

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Reply to Reasons For choices of Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hey, any of you guys read time out of mind? It was a collection of short stories by Pierre Boulle. I really liked the way that he made his readers think deeply about whatever he is writing about. Anyway i think ill try to finish dantes divine comedy since you think its a nice read. Sarah: ive read a few of virginia woolf's essays but never one of her books. Are the books as good as her essays?

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Reply to List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here are a few authors that i admire: Francis Bacon: New Atlantis (1627) All of his essays are written beautifully Ralph W. Emerson: I have only read his collection of essays but i found them insightful. Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Brothers Karamazov. a very disturbing novel since i found myself being able to relate to all four brothers. its a bit scary to find out that if the circumstances were right i might also do some of the

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Why I Write. :D in Misc JoeUser Forums

I remember when I was a kid I had this thing about reading books. I thought that anything without any visual representations was a bore to read. I then felt that reading a book of any kind as a chore that I’d rather not do. The funny thing about it is that these days I have collected about 500 books or so. In the beginning I was only interested with Fanta

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Reply to Looks Do Matter. in Misc JoeUser Forums

looks does matter, but apparently grammar doesn't. You make me crying. wah! You is very unfair... man!

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Twisted Tip of the Day! #2 in Humor JoeUser Forums

Having problems getting a date for a school dance? the best thing to do so you not look like a total loser is to be nice to other losers like you. Since you are a loser you should also date losers like yourself. the best way to do this is to get the ugliest girl/guy in your school by throwing yourself at his/her feet. at least when the day of the dance comes you arent

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Looks Do Matter. in Misc JoeUser Forums

“Looks Doesn’t Matter” How anyone can say this with a straight face, i just don’t know. The first thing that gets me to become attracted to a person is whether they look good or dress well. Basically since i don’t know them too well at first i want to be seen with good-looking people only, of course this doesn’t count if they are already my friends in the first place

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Reply to Twisted Tip of the Day! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey poetmom99, i just wanna say thanks for giving me the inspiration to do this. when i read yours (i thought it was tender, honest, sincer,e serious and warm.) i thought wouldnt it be great to make one totally different from yours, one thats at the other end of the stick. (obnoxious, stupid and flippant) Anyway ,thanks again.

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Twisted Tip of the Day! in Humor JoeUser Forums

To all you ladies out there. Are you finding yourself fighting with your guy a lot more than usual? Heres a tip that i always give my lady friends. When you boyfriend/husband comes home you should already have their food at the table. After taking his coat and giving him his slippers you should then start dinner. while he is eating you should drop your fork "accidenta

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The True Reason For the World! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Its a simple question with a simple answer. Forr me the reson the world exists is, so that, i would have a place to be born to. Everyone else in the world is just there to make me learn to be me. All of you exists because of me. HAHAHAHA *Laughs maniacally*

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Reply to Suicide: An easy way out... in Misc JoeUser Forums

John, I think you should try to convince your wife to try meditation. Im pretty sure that it would help her to some degree. Even though migrains are different compared to headaches, im sure it would still give her some relief. as for what you are contemplating, it is your choice. you are the only person who can ever know your problems, those things that you have to face whenever you wake up. ill just leave you with a question. Would killing yourself re

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Reply to Heavenly and Hellish Things in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Having a loved one in pain" "Feeling helpless (like when a loved one is in pain and there is nothing you can do)" These are some of the worst things that can happen to anyone. i myself felt these things for a friend of mine and i can tell you it truly sucks, not being able to do anything to help the one that you care about is one of the most painful thing one can feel.

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Some Random Thoughts... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here are a few thing ive been thinking about when i was drunk. I think id better stop drinking too much. While in Jail: Better to fuck than to be fucked. While Driving: i wonder what that policeman would do if i showed him my Ass. (please note that it didnt go too well for me.) While in the sack: would she mind if i went for another go while

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Reply to Suicide: An easy way out... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Crazy llama 96: what i meant about it being an easy way out is that instead of finding a solution to the problems they have or at least trying to face it, they just try to kill themselves to escape from it. They rarely think about the consequenses of what will happen to the people they love and to the people who loves them. Anyway as you said its a truly stupid way of "solving" problems. I think that most people who commit suicide are selfish bastards

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Suicide: An easy way out... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I cant understand why so many try to kill themselves. Is it because they are cowards? Probably the answer to this is yes, but lets not stop there. For me they are also what i would call a waste of space and air in this earth that already has too many stupid people fucking up my world with pollution and other kinds of shit. The best thing to do to people who f

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