GeneralVeers

GeneralVeers

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Granted! it becomes a picture of your ex girlfriend. We all die after our eyes melt. I wish for ein alles leistungsfähiges Reich unter meiner persönlichen Steuerung! *cough* but yea...power.

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Today, I woke up very sick and home alone. An intense feeling of nausea suddenly came over me, and as I was rushing to the toilet, I collapsed onto my hands and knees and puked violently. After spewing my stomach contents all over the floor, my arms gave way, and I fell face-first into the pool of my own vomit. FML

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Today, I tried to do something nice and perform some extra chores for my parents while they were out. While I was doing these, I pulled a muscle but still finish. When my parents come home they yell at me for not doing it right. FML.

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A new Forum Game brought to you by Veers Corp. Here's how it works: Make an FML based on something in real life or from the FML site. FMLs start with 'Today' and end in 'FML' Example: Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML After each, post either YDI (you deserved it) or 'FYL' (

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