Poison5

Poison5

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Reply to My pant's falling off! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Kissing it better with a bandaid I hope you feel a lot better soon. Today they are falling off my waist! I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and I realised that indeed these jeans are a lot more roomy in the ass than they usually would be! Yeah baby! While I still have so much mo

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Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Can Japan Make Bush Go Green?"--headline, Time.com, April 26 I thought all Bushes were green? Man With Dementia Attacks Dog With Mallet"--headline, Sheboygan (Wis.) Press, April 26 Dog with Mallet wins. Alleged Harlem Rapist Said to Be Spotted"--headline, New York Sun, April 19 All spotted people are now yelling "profiling".

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Reply to What advice do you wish someone had given to you at 13? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

ha! mark twain said it best "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." oh so true! At 13 14 we think we know everything there is to know and we are invincible. To fully understand that the adul

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Reply to Last Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Have a really good 4 months and go and get laid plenty! ( I saw your score on Draginol's purity test )

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Reply to Now I know Global Warming is real in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'm so glad I saw these commercials so I can prepare myself for the massive heat wave. And to think, I almost went the entire summer without a portable air conditioner. How silly of me! And by the way, Bobby and me pulled into the drive with him producing the tiniest piece of ice I've ever seen, so I owe him a dime. <

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Reply to Brad the bee keeper: Learning the basics in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

I knew it, I knew this wasn't about honey. This is about Galactic Civilizations in your back yard. You're going to create an army of little insect workers and manage their morale and food supply until they can colonize the rest of the planet. Then you're going to load all the bees on a transport and look for somebody to invade. <img src="http://images.stardock.co

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Funny Signs From Around The World 20 in Humor JoeUser Forums

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A n

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