weird. But true. I have been in the hospital for over a week. I guess I posted a lot of crap before completly falling down. Sorry. I was trying .. you can read the full story at my other blog, or in here over the course of the next few days. I am careful here not to flood usually, and if I did, I do not remember it.... sorry. Sorry for everything. They are not
i'm done got the words read between the lines the new world is there a pipdream or pain and peace
you were poor we have to forgive them a lot and the vets they are worth my forgiveness for anything they are not responsible for this mess
i win i get peace over here chatting about what he needs
no one does yet.... or so i think
I AM WRITING THIS... NOW... SITTING AT THE HEALM AND FLYING THIS BABY ALL OVER THE GLOBE... PIPE DREAM ALERT... This huge green screen sitting behind me, that was built sometime ago and I never get to use because I haven't known anyone to help/teach me... keeps talking to me... yes, it probably is another demon possession. THEY ARE
we like servers, but only when they can handle all of warren's blllleeeppping... and that takes a really, really BIG ONE OF COURSe... he doesn't talk about those years lost with that elephant tribes... hey, warren likes to say, it was the 1760's... 9HEY, I GET TO USE MY HISTORY MAJOR) ready for me to bust the server????? it only takes 14 th
WE'RE IN A WRITER'S MEETING...Come on in.... we'll have the webcam up and you guys can all be in the room... the whole tribe... the whole world??? PIPEDREAM ALERT... For now, my radio act needs to be.,.. as much as possible... for me... not PIPEDREAM OR ANYONE ELSE... approved by mentors/business people/parents that need to be on board. T
Thank you... yea, sometimes... I can be other things too... you will like the show, because the segments will be small, and the other guys are cooler than me, and funnyfunnyfunnyfunny... we aleady have dan milano for a show, and we will bring him back anytime he wants, and someone mentioned the christopher walken theater might get a litte involved... after seeing him on snl all these years, it will be another dream come true writing a script for him...
Only one of the greatest comedians of our time is coming....to your computer... and inside our window on Ontario (he may be virtual, no details yet). AND THAT AIN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE IN SOME DARK, GAPING ASSHOLE IN HOLLYWOOD (which is just a little corner of my apartment, at this point... and in some wonderful... HEADS...and wonderful production facilities and ....
Only one of the greatest comedians of our time.... these guests we are getting... and the people I am talking to (someONE ASKE ME ... FOR MY PEEPS... to their 'peeps.' at JUNKTAPES..William Street... , ETC....where ADULT SWIM makes most of their stufff.... LIKE THAT INCREDIBLE SHOW.... ROBOT CHICKEN ---- NOW, you have to help me make sure that SETH GREEN makes it on
We're going to do... oh, just... ALL OF THE FILMS I CAN WRITE!!!! AND SIX HOURS OF COOL RADIO A WEEK WITH ME AS ONE OF THREE!!! With the backing of a huge internet company based here in Chicago who I will tell you about when I have all the facts in order. I will be using my stage name, Johnny Paind... and others. I don't want to sound
I don't expect people to do a lot of literary mining when they read me, and I don't want to only write for a few highly sophisticated critics and eager grad students and Marxist reviewer's fro the Nation (who I love dearly... man, I would like to get a few of them over here for dinner... hey, Nation people, email me and we'll toke doobies in the windy city and blow th
the jackals shake Hunter's S Thompson's Bones in a cup and toss them on a bear skin rug let them spin the future out randomly the verdict: go ahead and leave the masks on the monsters send them out into the future to kill again and again maybe next time they'll feed on your kid when someone like hunter s Thomps
when the divorce comes all the small shit he thought he was getting away with flies back in his face like flecks of feces from the proverbial fan
Nice comment. Thank you.
Odd criticism. I would ask what you mean, but I doubt you'll be back.
How about some metaphors in that poetry? I like the sentiment a lot, and all... and everyone should develop their own voice, but the creative writing teacher inside of me longs for a few metaphors. Just a thought.
Hectorly worked as a private detective out of a small office on Wabash, in Chicago's loop, with a window right across from the rusted metal tracks of the elevated train. Double Pane windows and insulated brick walls keep the noise out as the trains scream past. The room was ill-lit, one small grey, industrial looking steel lamp on his desk. On the floor was a mint g
Thank you, again. I think I wrote this because I have really long hair, and do not ever want to look like the guy in this story... not that there is anything wrong with it... no, not really... that isn't what the story is about at all. I thik I may have set out to criticize the guy, but in the end I respected him for his beliefs, and I should make that more obvious, perhaps. I don't expect people to do a lot of literary mining when they read me, and
Thank you. I was wondering how these post-modern, narrative busting stories were going to be greeted? Yes, the title of the book is probably the best part. ...
Thank you... there are over 300 entries in my other blog... http://theelvesattic.ebloggy.com and my book, The Psycho Killer's Shit List will soon be reissued, and this story, along with all the new ones, will push the page count up to around 400. I am trying to find the funding to give away a few hundred for free. By spring, both One War and Psycho ... will be out again. I am also going to start reading my comedy on an internet radio program...
"Streaks of moonlight come down from holes in the ceiling of the barn; clouds of dust rise from his steps. He has been tracking the beast for weeks... In unfamiliar country, he had found himself trapped without shelter as the sunset, rode for miles before finding the dilapidated barn. The forest outside is dense with bla
Thank you. But Fran is really just trying to stop him from looking foolish to other people, and once he is gone... what the hell? I think of the dead as gone, and funerals being something for the living. I can see why other people would take her to be a bitch. Funny, I looked at her as redeemed by lying to him about the divorce and the pony-tail... and that lying to him about the pony-tail was a good thing too. Quite obviously, this story was wr
Fritz's once proudly flowing long hair had slowly retreated back away from his face, begun to dissapear in mass from the top, and went all over pigeon grey peppered with barely noticiable flecks of white. From the scraps of hair on the back of his neck, he grew a long, thin pony tail, that certain people, who had doubted his sanity since his drug binges in the sixties
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