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Reply to What Age Do You Act? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You scored as 26 years and up . Whoop-de-doo. Your old now. Get used to it. and if you are really that old...why are you on this site? 26 years and up <tabl

Reply to New Poster for NARAL in Humor JoeUser Forums

---action league?what do they do??abortions in public squares??--- ---They would if they could.--- They would never do it in public squares. Never. But pay-per-view? Hell yes!! Nice pic, Doc. .. any young woman who uses abortions as "birth control" should see that pic.

Reply to God and Eve in Humor JoeUser Forums

good one, IG but... First God created earth, then he rested... Then he created man, then he rested... Then he created woman and no one has rested since. : :

Reply to Religious Jokes in Humor JoeUser Forums

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." The man asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "Sure just wait a minute." A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The

Reply to Blonde Jokes in Humor JoeUser Forums

A blonde finishes work and hails a taxi. When it pulls up to her stop, the driver asks for his fare. "Please,sir", the blonde says. "I just realized that I forgot my purse." "Well, how do you intend to pay?", the driver asks. The blonde responds by lifting up her skirt. "Got anything smaller?" he asks. Two elderly blond ladies are sitting on the front porch doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"<

Reply to Pics of My New Bike in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Your bike is so cool. My father had knee replacement surgery 2 years ago and his doctor has been trying to get him to do bike riding. But he complains that after bike riding his back and behind hurts. Now I can show him the pics of your bike and hopefully get him interested in getting one of his own so thanks for the pics, Mason. btw you definitely look like

Reply to The Mariners waive Boone. in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

mada, you have to ask why Boone's production has fallen so fast .. is it because of age? .. is because of no help from both of the big free agents they signed? .. or is it because he is off the juice? I hope it just a combination of the first 2. I still think some contending team will take a chance with him.

Reply to What a Way to Ride to Work in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Mason, your blogs got me pretty curious on how your bike looks. Hope you get a pic up soon. Good luck with everything. btw I like the names of your bikes.

Reply to Is Bill Trying to tell us something? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Doc, that sign is a classic! Bill said that chicken hasn't been "finger lickin' good" in years so as usual he'll grab something at the office.

Reply to Only in VANUATU in Humor JoeUser Forums

IG, that pic was funny. I think it might have been planted by my ex-girlfriend. Because those were exactly the 2 signs I got at the same time everytime in her bedroom.

Reply to Blonde Jokes in Humor JoeUser Forums

This blonde heard that milk baths were good for the skin so she left a note for the milkman to leave 15 gallons. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons instead of 15. So he knocked on her door to clarify the point. She told him, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill up my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman said,"Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No. Just up

Reply to Blonde Jokes in Humor JoeUser Forums

What's a blonde favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are dumb too How did the blonde get lipstick on the steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn. Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears? She was afraid of getting hearing aids

Reply to Blondes vs Brunettes in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I definitely look at brunettes first. Especially if they have green or blue eyes. But again even if they have brown eyes. I also tend to look at redheads. Especially if they don't have freckles. But again even if they do have freckles. I also look at blondes.

Reply to Daily Dose of Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

Dr. Guy, I can understand it hurts losing a friend but the headline WAS silly. So Kim taking it out on you was really uncalled for .. But if you really want to look at the headline and what she said to you I think one family should be mad. The headline'Alabama Crash Kills Five, Two Each From Tennessee and Georgia' only counted four people then Kim said 'one was my best friend' and 'two 17 year old kids are dead, and a 25 year old college med student ha

Reply to Our recent vacation to the Black Hills. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

It looks like you had lots of fun . Or should I say Buffalots of fun btw is there still hundreds of Wall Drug signs up? oh one more thing when I was younger I actually convinced my brother that Mount Rushmore was a natural phenomenon. <img src="http://images.star

Reply to Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines in Humor JoeUser Forums

I must be tired 'cause when I read those headlines I said to myself,"where does he get those?" then a second later I was like,"oh yeah it says it right there". As you can see I may need sleep. In the town I used to live in they would describe each part of town. For example there was North Side, Old West End, West End, East Side and South End. One year the

Reply to NY City Flooded! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I saw it on the news and thought it was hilarious too. Hey their melting goo is made from the 'best stuff on earth' I bet the Post's headline will say that NYC is now The Big Snapple. The blob reference was funny. I was thinking Ghostbusters 2. Wasn't the

Reply to A JOKE in Blogging JoeUser Forums

reminds me of a joke .. A gay man has a crush on a proctoligist so he sets up a appointment. When he gets there he tells the Doctor that he's been experiencing some discomfort. The doc says, 'Well let's have a look.' When he goes to check him he screams, 'OMG! Do you realize you have a bouquet of roses up there?' And the gay man says, 'I know but read the card! Read t

Reply to A JOKE in Blogging JoeUser Forums

reminds me of a joke .. A gay man has a crush on a proctoligist so he sets up a appointment. When he gets there he tells the Doctor that he's been experiencing some discomfort. The doc says, 'Well let's have a look.' When he goes to check him he screams, 'OMG! Do you realize you have a bouquet of roses up there?' And the gay man says, 'I know but read the card! Read t

Reply to Huffing can be deadly in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I feel so sorry for the parents. Well of any parents who lose a child. No parent should have to bury their child. I remember years back the whipped cream cans. The users would call them 'whip its'. A friend I grew up with was on the influence of it one day driving home and wrecked into a tree. He survived but was never the same. He had a full academic scholarship to Rice University too. Another thing that was big was inhaling or snif

Reply to Buying Sexy Lingerie in Humor JoeUser Forums

LOL .. reminds me of the woman who bought some crotchless panties to spice up her sex life. So when her husband got home she lifted up her dress to show him her new purchase and said,'Do you want some of this?' Her husband replied, 'Hell no! Look what it did to your panties!' .. I think he may have gotten a bullet too

Reply to How a local tribe in my home county handled a child molester in Humor JoeUser Forums

No matter how you look at it or which way he decided the molester had no balls.

Reply to What if God had a blog? in Humor JoeUser Forums

how about .. "The Pope's hat, Mel Gibson and other things that crack me up" or "So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..." or "Why do only rappers and boxers thank me?"

Reply to PETA: Animal Cruelty Charges in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Dr. Guy you asked why they scheduled a news conference today. Well they want to point out that the reason the pets were destroyed was because they were wearing FUR. LOL btw like the woman who gave mouth to mouth to the squirrel this happened in North Carolina too. What they putting in the drinking water over there?