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Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

oooooh i know what we can do! we can page back an erase this ere evil man! I don't know how I got aboard, anyway.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Now be unhandin' Pecky Parrot un'armed ye scoundrel! You misunderstand. There's only one way you can get him back. It'll take several hours, and it won't be pretty.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Ere Icono, what say ye then? My mouth was full of parrot. Very tasty. Release me now or zee mongrel will be next.

Reply to New Forum Layout! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How so? I have not seen that. WWW Link Reply #17. Sue's profile is the same as more than one anonymous user I've seen.

Reply to New Forum Layout! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It doesn't seem to tell if a user is anonymous.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

with the lashes from their tongues and cat o' nines, ye'd be demoted from cap'n to a willin' plank walker afore ye knew it. if that there Cap'n Icono gives ye any more trouble, 'ang 'im naked from the nearest yard arm and a

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

be thankin ye icon fer the eads up on this ere warnin, nows we ave time to prepare fer them Your crew hasn't zee time to get sober. Surrender now and we shall only kill zee men. We'll take zee boat and zee women for our own.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Ye ave the choice icono - ye join us now or ye die by me cutlass ..............aye so slowly, piece by piece will be fed to the fishes and the pooch Rushka! I will never join you and your band of rogue outlaws. My French ship with two rows of cannons is almost upon you. Look over your shoulder.

Reply to One of the Greatest Movies Ever in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

And I find no fault with Bruce Except that he's probably the reason Demi Moore got breast implants.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship?

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Are ye coming aboard? As we have a fleet, we need more hands! I don't know. I'm reminded of an old Saturday Night Live skit with Michael Palin. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Hmm.gif" border=0 ALIGN="

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel.... Not even a palm tree?

Reply to You and Your Grammar in Blogging JoeUser Forums

People who put a space before a question mark or exclamation point. They don't do it with a period.

Reply to You and Your Grammar in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Really? Why? They're great words. I always use the -t ending when I have the opportunity. Dreamt and leant are a little odd outside of poetry, but the others are okay. It's not like you can use them in all the same situations as you'd use among, while, spelled and spilled. Mildly old-fashioned expressions give English some much-n

Reply to A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

can't think of anyone with whom i'd be happier to share a nobel! Thanks, kb, and ditto, but if the truth is widely known, the terrorists will find out. The New York Times would probably screw it up. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Tab

Reply to You and Your Grammar in Blogging JoeUser Forums

archaic words like burnt and the like. Those get to me too . (Also see previous sentence). Amongst, whilst, spelt, dreamt, spilt, leant... Also using "went" when it should be "gone," "there" when it should be "their" or they're."

Reply to A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

But it is your idea, so scratch the women. Guess when they do a remake, they can do it with the skanky ones. No thanks. You can scratch the skanky ones. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Ew.gif" border=

Reply to A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

No, you just missed the humor! Why would there be virgins in the hologram if the purpose of it is to say there are no virgins? But still I like your article </

Reply to A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

omg what an idea! *picturing all the silly fools crying their eyes out with disappointment!* Thanks. If they fall for the virgin story....I'm sure they'd take that h

Reply to A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

And use some spent actresses to play the part of the 72 virgins, and make sure they are REAL skanky! I think you kind of missed the point.

A Solution to Suicide Bombings? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I know this sounds funny, but I'm serious. I think it might just work. That's why I didn't put it in the humor category. Some Hollywood actors (might have to be lesser known ones), make-up artists and special effects people could stage a phony ghostly appearance of some dead suicide bombers to tell their live bretheren that there are no virgins in the afterli

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

This "God" you speak of is also credited with putting poppies here too, not to mention the peyote cactus and a whole slew of others. He/She has created one delightful, massive head shop. Love it! He/she/it certainly did. Some people use some of them to have religious visions.

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yup. Good call, iconoclast! Thanks, GM. The idea that a plant is either good or evil is one of the most stupid things I've ever heard.

Reply to Does Technology enhance your life or ruin it? in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

I wonder if many people have thought about what their life was like without those gadgets (if they're old enough.) Here's something I recently found: Modern technology depletes human cognitive abilities more rapidly than drugs, according to a psychiatric study conducted at King's College, London. And the curse of 'messaging' is to blame.Email users suffered a 10 per cent drop in IQ scores, more than twice the fall recorded by marijuana

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

You sound like a comedy hippy, nature told me to do it maaaaaaan! Not told me to; gave me the choice.