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Reply to What political persuasion are you? in Misc JoeUser Forums

A sometimes swinger, eh?

Reply to What kind of intelligence do you have? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. Got 'em all covered, huh? I wonder how poet reconciles with lawyer and politician?

What kind of intelligence do you have? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence <img src="http://www.quizdi

What political persuasion are you? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian <img src="http://www.quizdiva.n

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

John Belushi is the only celebrity I ever shed a tear over upon news of their death. Were you drunk?

Reply to What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I did not click "submit" without filling out the form; I'm smarter than that, really I am. If you look WITHIN the html code, you will see 13.33% female, 86.67% male My fault. Sorry. I just skimmed over that stuff.

Reply to What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

No, the above was my score...for some reason, the html code in my posts just won't come out right. I know that your details happen when you click on the Submit button without checking any of the radio buttons. It results in a score of 0.00% for both female and male. I wonder what that says about the t

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I remember Kelly Monteith. Also his brother. I can't remember his first name, but he was teamed with a woman. The name of the team was Monteith and Rand.

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

But I don't know Steven Wright. What kind of things does he do? His stuff is very surreal and philosophical. Such as: I have a map of the United States. Actual Size. Whenever someone asks me where I live I say, "E5."

Reply to What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

thith juth cannot be right, can it? Come out of the closet. jk

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Steven Wright is great.

Reply to What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Don't you want to share the details, Dr. Guy?

Reply to Smoke Pot it's better for you! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You know you're a pothead when: You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last b

Reply to What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

So, Gideon: you scored 0% on both female and male?

Reply to How's Your Taste in Music? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Your Taste in Music: Progressive Rock: Highest Influence 80's Rock: Medium Influence Classic Rock: Medium Influence

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I think Carlin is one of the best. I grew up listening to Cosby albums. "The Newhart" show was great. Larry and the Darryls were so weird, even Bob himself couldn't find funnier characters for his subsequent shows. I also like Dave Chappelle.

What gender is your brain? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of mal

Reply to "Buffy" and "Angel" in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

You Know You're Addicted to Buffy When... You look at pieces of wood, deciding if they would make good stakes You decide that you will only see your boyfriend at night and in the graveyard. "A happy slayer is a good slayer" becomes your motto. You have the whole collection of Buffy T-shirts. But you won't wear them - you want to keep them in mint conditi

Reply to Understanding the Universe Part 6: Develop a Mental Illness in Humor JoeUser Forums

Quite funny. But as for " Remember DOG is God spelt backwards and that has to count for something", when something is backwards, it's the opposite. Do you see Stewie Griffin as your biggest rival in the quest for world domination?

Reply to john holmes – the lonely lothario in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I didn't know most of what you wrote. I only saw him in straight porn films.

What are your favorite TV show theme songs? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I think the best one is Green Acres. I also like Mr. Ed, Peter Gunn, The Brady Bunch, All in the Family, Cheers, Hawaii Five-O, Bonanza and Dick Van Dyke. By the way: If you know the lyrics to any of them that only had music on the show, post them. Here are the lyrics for The Dick Van Dyke Show. So you think that you got trouble, well trouble's a bubble<B

Reply to Rock and Roll fading out? in Music JoeUser Forums

Jeez. Sorry about that. Feel free to delete this one and three others.

Reply to Rock and Roll fading out? in Music JoeUser Forums

Maybe there are no exciting NEW rock stars, but some older bands are still touring and recording. I can't stand rap and hip hop. Just because something is new doesn't necessarily mean it's good. R&B used to be the same as Rock and Roll. Because of all the B.S. commercials, I hardly ever listen to radio anymore. There are still the rock stations on digital cable, satellite radio and the computer radio receivers such as Netscape Radio.<

Reply to A cuss is a cuss even if you never use swear words in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

In both of the examples that you use, the listener is encouraged to do things that are either repugnant, unenjoyable, or both. No matter what words you use, the meanings remain equal, and both are venomous, in my opinion, despite one being more uncouth. Yeah, but it would be easier for me to laugh at th

Reply to A cuss is a cuss even if you never use swear words in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

"Read the following sentences and choose the one that is “least” hurtful. You can go f&&& yourself, Motherf***er, eat s&&& and die. Would you mind having sex with your mother, while consuming fecal matter and expiring? While one is crass and filled with apparent venom, the other is proper use of English and not so “in your face” yet both say the same thing." I think the second one is pretty funny. It sounds l