TheFazz

TheFazz

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And Fazz, dont start in on me and my spelling! I know it is atrocious! So I will ignore you. Bwahahaha, you're my next target. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body

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Doesn't his work seem unnecessarily difficult for someone with his position? I guess nothing's fair, the army especially less so.

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(I know it is just a typo). You should see all the typos I find! I am his own personal proofreader. Hmm...I hadn't realized that Seward's Folly had taken place during Johnson's administration.

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Hmmmm...I suppose it could, if the children were, say, locked out of the house for 20 or 30 minutes in the rain....muahahahhahaha! Now I feel like I have to apologize to your children for giving you that idea! </fon

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Geckos have gooey yellow guts. How, exactly, did you find this out? Kids don't need a bath EVERY day. Swimming in the ocean or going to the pool or waterpark count as a b

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Heights and dogs. But mainly dogs. You just tell me there is a dog even remotely near me, and I will freak out beyond belief. You don't say? Even if the dog is only four months old, tiny, and owned by the Fazzes you sti

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You mean you AREN'T Spring-Heeled Jack? Well, there goes my contribution to the theories. One might think so by the way I look and act, but no, I am not Spring-Heeled Jack.

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We will probably never really know who or what Spring-Heeled Jack was, but maybe someday soon someone will meet the mysterious creature walking down a road again. I already have! Bwahahaha.

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It wasn't nearly as scary as I expected it to be, but I was a little disappointed that we didn't see any dolphins or sharks (sometimes the tours happen upon them). The only thing a tour would happen upon around here might be medical waste. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle"

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The Jersey shore just can't compete... It's good to see you had a nice time. What I wouldn't do for a submarine tour...

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"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." My eighth grade algebra teacher used that one all the time.. Seeing how popular Lincoln is, I doubt this article has introduced new facts to anyon

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To Abraham Lincoln: "Dear sir, if you are as happy on entering the White House as I on leaving, you are a very happy man indeed." Only an abysmal leader would say that, and it shows he really enjoyed serving his country.

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