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Reply to Sad Vent in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Life can seem very unfair at times, especially when you feel like God is singling you out for some personal punishment. I know there are times when it doesn't just rain, but pours. There are times when you just can't stand to wake up and face another lonely, grating day around people you hate. But you have to take these days as they come. They are the true test of what kind of person you are. It breaks my heart that you're so sad and I would cross

Reply to How's it going? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Don't feel bad, it's okay to have those feelings toward all the soldiers who get flimsy profiles to skip out on deployments. Don't even consider him a soldier, just a little boy playing at it. Just be proud that you have a man that faces his responsibilities. I'll be there soon and this will all seem an unpleasant memory, if just for a little while. Oh yeah... I'll also beat his face in if it makes you feel better.

Reply to Oh! I fawted! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Like father, like son. Stop feeding him so many beans.

Reply to My Best Compliment Ever in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's what I've come to expect from you. I don't have to worry about the children while I'm gone. I can't say that for the rest of the guys in my platoon. I just want you to know that I appreciate you so much. I love you, sweetheart

Reply to Is this EVIL? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You are truly evil, for the sake of the world, I will smite thee with my mighty warhammer. AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!

Reply to How to Live Alone: A 12 Step Guide in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here's my guide to living deployed 1. Wake up and get ready for your meaningless job 2. Go to work and listen to a bunch of crybabies whine about hurting themselves playing sports 3. Try not to punch someone in the face 4. Eat the food they should serve to people who are really fighting this damn war instead of a bunch of fat ass contractors 5. Listen to a bunch of morons talk about fantasy football all frickin day 6. Work

Reply to This Time I'm Drunk on Love . . . in Marital Issues JoeUser Forums

Uuuummmm...... Wow, I'm pretty touched. I don't know what to say. Thanks sweetheart. I'm also drunk on love...and turpentine. I don''t know who you magic pixies are but I sure like you're pixie drink.

Reply to 29 Days Later in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can't wait to see you either, sweetheart. These days seem to be going by extra slow. But I'll be there soon and I'm bringing T-shirts. Don't forget that we need to eat at that Thai place, go boogeyboarding, go to the mall, shop for Halloween costumes, eat chocolate, drink some Heinekens, get tattoos, go to Hawaiian Waters, ......... Wow that is a lot to do, Oh well as long as I'm with you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah I have to punch some people in

Reply to KERRY EATS SMALL CHILDREN! in Politics JoeUser Forums

Wow is there ever going to be an end to the insanity. Just type like normal people for the love of God. You're all freaking me out. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to I Love You Because in Misc JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the article, sweetie. I'll be home soon and we can go out for some steak and Dr. Peppers. I love you and miss you so much.

Reply to How Do We Determine Our Worth? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Everyone is complex. That is what makes us unique. I wouldn't change anything about you. You're also totally hot. GGGRRRRR.

Reply to Wahine's Ten Step Program For Becoming Popular in Misc JoeUser Forums

Wow a man would would be lucky to have a hot babe like you to come home to every night. I'd like one of those rose pictures you're talking about as well as something with a fireplace and a bearskin rug. I bet your husband/boyfriend doesn't appreciate what a intelligent, beautiful woman you are. Keep it Hot!!!

Reply to The Man I Slept With Last Night in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can't believe your audacity woman. If you were my woman i would have you flogged soundly and put in the stocks for good measure. When your twit of a husband does return, I hope he gives you the beating you so richly deserve. Oh and by the way, great article honey, I love you and miss you very much. Just another month till leave!

Reply to "It's the end of the world as we know it" in Politics JoeUser Forums

I don't know where you are from Proteus, but I feel sorry for whatever region could produce such a jaded view of our country. I am currently overseas as a result of the 9/11 attacks, and I can honestly say I do not believe that our government stood by and let these terrible events occur. I would bet money you were among the first to see Micheal Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11", and you're just trying to ride on that fat slob's coattails. However I don'