My boyfriend sent me this joke today. I thought it was so funny! US Naval Communication This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Rec
I want more too! Please?
1. What have you been up to since the last time you answered my questions? Nothin' but trouble. (Rolling my eyes!) 2. Do you enjoy answering stupid questions? Do you enjoy asking stupid questions? (Just kidding.) 3.What's your favorite color? Again, green. 4. What's your favorite music artist/s? All time, Frank Sinatra. Popular, lots! 5. Are your neighbor's scaring you? No. 6. Do you ache today? No.
Colorado Springs Close enough!
The problem where I live is that such a house would cost about the same as one of the Space Shuttles. Where do you live? Aspen, Colorado?!!
4 bedroom, 4 1/2 bathroom, home with annoying neighbors. Now I see why everyone came to stay with you when you had your baby. I would love to have a big enough house that all of my family could come and visit me! That must be really nice?
1/ spontaneous or stable ? stable 2/ passive or aggressive ? passive-agressive (No, wait! I HATE that!) 3/ monogamous or experimental ? monogamous 4/ material or spiritual ? spirtual 5/ talented or driven ? talented 4, 1, 3, 5, 2 It sounds as if my idea of a perfect mate is sort of boring, but I figure that those are the things I need to balance out my "personality". If I were answering these questions for me, th
1. What's your favorite Alcoholic beverage? If can't or don't drink, what do you like to drink thats not alcoholic? I like rum, in pretty much anything! 2. Do you wear glasses? I wear my contacts more often, but when I have an important meeting at work or just want to look "smart" I wear my glasses. 3. What kind of home do you have? I rent. 3 bedroom, 1 bath, boring. 4. Do you like birds at 6 a.m. outside your window? Yes
That so reminds me of the movie, "Office Space"!!
I like your name. It's very pretty and I like the name you chose for your daughter. You did well!
1. Do you have children? If so, how many and what are their names? Yes. Three. Kendrick, Kourtney, and Emily 2. What kind of music do you like? All different kinds 3. Biggest Fear? and Why? Again. Aliens, because they just freak me out! 4. Do you love life? Yes. 5. How long has it been since you went on vacation? Where did you go? About two months. A buffalo ranch in northern Colorado. 6. How tall are you? 5
I am 5'6". I weighed 118 before I had my first baby, and I was way too thin! I weigh about 125 now and I like it. I want to work out more and develope a little bit of muscle. Since muscle weighs more than fat, I wouldn't be surprised if I get up to 130, but that's okay, because I will be healthy and fit! That's my goal.
Don't worry about what stupid people that don't care about your situation have to say. It seems that when we are going through hard times, there are always those certain people who have no compassion and say whatever they want, whether it's truthful or not! He's NOT going to leave the two most important girls in his life! I hope that everything gets worked out, and soon. I will pray for you, Shawn, and sweet little Alysia.
Reply #5 By: CS Guy - 6/30/2004 2:31:33 PM I'm sorry to hear that Kayles. The Southern Gentleman in me can not stand to see a lady in distress. I hope your ex comes to realize the truth of the saying "It takes a man to be a father". I've lived in Colorado for about a year and a half now, and I am always amazed at the number o
Wow, I'm stunned! I couldn't even finish the article. I am divorced from an abusive husband myself, and that was the scariest thing I have ever read. My ex has been to anger management counseling several times. We are at the point now, where we can sometimes talk civilly. There are still times when he gets grouchy, but it's nothing, compared to the way he acted in t
Leave the washing - it's already wet it's not going to matter if it gets wetter in the rain I think it's funny that a lot of people chose the laundry (money) last. For me, I figure, the clothes are already more wet by the time I finish the first two tasks. I wonder if this is how I view money in real li
The funny thing about this is, I have similar experiences to this every day!
5-sex 1-work 2-family 3-friends 4-money I have no comment, honestly!
Reply #18 By: sld6 - 6/29/2004 11:05:55 PM my penis swells with approval. That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said.
Cheers, Poetmom!
see jess ? kayles thinks you're funky. don't you kayles ? heh Jesse rules!
My ex-husband was one of those jealous, a$$hole-types and he ended up being abusive. He lured me into his web by being sensitive and caring (of course, I was only 18, so I couldn't see the truth). I think I have learned my lesson, maybe the hard way? Now, I always seem to end up with guys who cry more than I do! I know it sounds sweet, but when you’re trying to talk about the relationship and your boyfriend is sobbing in a little puddle on the floor, i
Reply #3 By: notsohighlyevolved - 6/29/2004 10:28:59 AM i assume from the above exchange that the aussie misread your (rather stylish) wit and assumed that you genuinely found it more tragic to be watching baywatch than to be experiencing an earthquake. Isn't it? No, that's listening
good times? Good Times, man.
At least he has clean clothes......
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