Bush Health Savings Accounts NO ANSWER

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In a sign of hard times for Mattresses, many people have started stashing their savings in Bushes.  Apparently many feel that if their house burns down, at least they will have a nest egg to start over.

Why not put it into banks?  These people are survivors of the great Depression and do not trust them.  Whereas in the past, they merely stashed their cash under a mattress, they have found that is not a safe place.  Willie S. Dunne related how his long time and best friend, Noah Banks, saw his life savings go up in smoke when his house burned down due to 2 mice who were a little too passionate with an electrical cord.

But experts warn that putting your health savings money in a bush is not the answer!  There have been several reportings of thousand dollar squirrel nests along with chipmunks with hundred dollar chubby cheeks!  Yes, even tho their money is safe from a house fire, it appears that moles, voles, squirrels and other critters find the green stuff very tasty.  Especially the Benjamins!

Officials are warning citizens not to be caught by a false sense of security and maintaining that banks are a safe haven for their money.  Barring a bank, officials suggest using a lock box as that will at least keep the rodents out until the thieves find it.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
So this is why new mattress companies want to "haul" away your old matresses, hoping to hit the mother load.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

So this is why new mattress companies want to "haul" away your old matresses, hoping to hit the mother load.

Yea, for the Haul!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You JoeUsers are a SAD lot. We will see just how many of the 45 Million Americans without health will be covered by the new King George program!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Them viscious squirrels are the reason I don't put my money in a bush! I keep them in a Branch... The local branch of my bank. ;~D
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
You JoeUsers are a SAD lot. We will see just how many of the 45 Million Americans without health will be covered by the new King George program!


Actually Col, it's 44,999,999 Americans. One of them died after reading all you BS.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

You JoeUsers are a SAD lot. We will see just how many of the 45 Million Americans without health will be covered by the new King George program!

I take it you like it.  Thankyou.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Them viscious squirrels are the reason I don't put my money in a bush! I keep them in a Branch... The local branch of my bank. ;~D

Branches are not much better.  They climb.  Oh!  You mean a bank branch.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Actually Col, it's 44,999,999 Americans. One of them died after reading all you BS.

What is sad is that he is so easily parodied, and cant laugh at his own jokes!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
What is sad is that he is so easily parodied, and cant laugh at his own jokes!


It's one of the war after effect. He lost his sense of humor somewhere along the line. Probably used it as ammo to fight back. At least we know how he made it to Col. I'm sure that I too would rather face the enemy than have him talk me to death.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
What does Col and a automatic weapon have in common?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Once you hit the trigger, the same thing comes out over and over and over and chances are they will both have the same effect on people.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

At least we know how he made it to Col

So did Custer.  And we know he was loony toons.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Once you hit the trigger, the same thing comes out over and over and over and chances are they will both have the same effect on people.

Like that new Gattling gun at Livermore!

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmmmmm for a long time I was hiding cold cash in one of my old running shoes. Then it got to be too much and I started using two shoes. Then I had visions of me dying and my husband throwing all my shoes away. Now my paychecks go safely into the bank.....but after all the bank robberies around here......I'm not so sure that's the safest spot.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

I was hiding cold cash in one of my old running shoes.

Ewwww!  Phwew savings plan!  Did the bank have to degas the place after the deposit?