Warning! Trolls have escaped!

What do you do when you meet one?



WARNING, TROLLS!

An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians.

Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages!

Some notable species are:



Colonias speakerbox

~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently.



Dabus bannishus

~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone extinct.




Trollus Anonymus

~Notably the most formidable troll. Its exact origin is unknown. You never know when it will strike, or what it will do.




Prevention: A good prevention is using a BL shield. However, if that is not enough, call upon the article options. That should solve your troll problem.


If you have any problems, just call 1-800-Big-Bad-Troll-Bashers (A fee of 99 cents per minute will be charged.)





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Reply #1 Top
A "this thing never got onto the new post lists" bump (That i see at this exact moment)
Reply #2 Top
very cute and imaginative. Good stuff.
Reply #3 Top
Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone extinct.

How does an extinct troll escape?

Reply #4 Top
Very Cute!  You might want to add to this.  Graphics and text are pretty good!
Reply #5 Top
Trollus Anonymous is easily extinguished by allowing only registered users to your site. But I preferto bash 'em with the club of common sense and slash 'em with the sword of sarcasm.
Reply #6 Top
~To HC~

Yeah, I realized my blunder but for some reason i can't edit this... grrr!


~To Gid~

Shh! Don't tell them!


~MM/Dr.G~

Thanks, and will do when i think of more, and when i have more time.

Reply #7 Top
Very Cute!


:S
*gollem voice*
B'ah No cutesies... My precious....

Reply #8 Top

:S
*gollem voice*
B'ah No cutesies... My precious....

Sorry!  Very funny.  Better Gollum?

Reply #9 Top
Sorry! Very funny. Better Gollum?


Swing...Strike two! XD

N'ah, anything works...