Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Pope to Enter NFL Draft"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Jan. 7
Pretty athletic for a 60+ year old priest!
"Dolphins Displaced by Katrina Get New Home"--headline, MSNBC.com, Jan. 6
Guess they are trying out sympathy pains for the Saints?
"Brooklyn Suit Accuses Bank of Terror Ties"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), Jan. 6
Should have stuck with the Turtle Necks and ascots!
"Turkey Now Has 15 Cases of Human Bird Flu"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 9
And that turkey is still alive?
"Man Found Dead in Wahoo Cemetery"--headline, Omaha World-Herald, Jan. 10
I am sure if they keep digging, they wil find other dead people too.
"Most Wanted Sex Offenders"--headline, WTOL-TV Web site (Toledo, Ohio), Jan. 9
Toiledo may, but I think I will just settle for nice ladies!
"Bird Flu Spreads to Humans More Easily Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 9
Well you know what they say about a thought penetrating some skulls!
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