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Reply #676 from WinCustomize Forums Top
One leg at a time.

Have you ever skinny dipped?
Reply #677 from WinCustomize Forums Top
yes, but only 2 others knew before now!



Do you like to swim?
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Reply #678 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Have you ever skinny dipped?


Yep... in a creek once....kept getting my rudder caught in the sand so gave up and tried rowing across instead.


Ever been caught skinny dipping/ unintentionally streaking?
Reply #679 from WinCustomize Forums Top
nope


ever played that trick of getting someone to streak around a fast food drive-in, then driving off with their clothes?
Reply #680 from WinCustomize Forums Top

ever played that trick of getting someone to streak around a fast food drive-in, then driving off with their clothes?



Not quite but something similar....went on a co-ed school camp once....the girls showers were set up in a tent under a tree. With a bit of rope rearrangement and the assistance of a pulley, at shower time.....tent's up the tree...girls' on the ground, not enough hands.......

Ever get caught short and have to relieve yourself in a public place?
Reply #681 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Okay, since no one else will answer it...yes. (I did it on this ol' tree stump...)

What is your favorite pancake topping...other than syrup?
Reply #682 from WinCustomize Forums Top
[Po' Smedley]
Okay, since no one else will answer it...yes. (I did it on this ol' tree stump...)


Hope it wasn't Bichur's

Honey or strawberry jam.


As a kid, did you ever 'load' a newspaper with doggy doo, light it and leave on somebody's doorstep? (As an adult, even? )
Reply #683 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Yes, but not in newspaper, in a paper lunch bag, was about 12 and had 2 friends and we laughed about it all summer!


Ever get in such trouble as a kid to get grounded, your entire summer vacation?
Reply #684 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Got sent to bed once for swearing. Was innocent of course. A 'friend' said I used a swear word - his dad was a policeman, so he was believed and not me... sigh.

Me swearing, have you heard anything so f****** ridiculous....

What is the worst thing you have been accused of which you didn't do?

Reply #685 from WinCustomize Forums Top
What is the worst thing you have been accused of which you didn't do?


Stealing....my sister and a school friend stole what they called a super ball, so named because it bounced incredibly for quite some time. Later that evening my parents asked where it came from....how it had been come by as neither of us had the money......my sister promtly blurted out: "Mark stole it!!" The hiding I received was doubly painful....I wasn't even there when it was stolen.


Ever take an unauthorised day off when going to school and why, what was more important?
Reply #686 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yes. In 1972 Santos were playing Sheffield Wednesday (football), it was our only chance to see Pele play live. Half the lads in the school went...

Ever do the same at work?

Reply #687 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ever do the same at work?


Yep sure did....rang in to say my wife was having a baby.
Next day: "Well, what did she have, boy or girl?
"Dunno, gotta wait 9 months now." True story, well almost, almost pre-arranged!
Conception issues, ovulation, etc....phone call was a courtesy to my boss, who was actually okay with the day off....just leave out the boy or girl bit.
BTW...we ended up having a boy.


Ever have a practical joke backfire what was it and how?
Reply #688 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'm not gullible, but my best friend always had a knack of pulling the best practical jokes on me, and even when I didn't believe him, he had answers/methods to pull the wool over my eyes. So I decided I was going to get him but good. A good friend of my mothers owned a jewellery store, and being a good customer, she's helped me out on a number of occasions. I told her I wanted to pull a practical joke on my friend, and was willing to give her a signed cheque for the amount of an engagement ring if she would let me borrow it. She said go ahead and take it, just bring it back when I was done. So I had my friend over, told him that me and my ex-g/f had reconciled (we actually had), and I told him I was going to ask her to marry me the following night (which would have been a Sunday). He said "Yeah right, BS". I said "no seriously, hold on" and went and got the ring, and showed it to him. His jaw dropped. I asked him to be my best man. He agreed. The following day he called, all excited, and asked what my g/f had said, and I told him she accepted, all teary eyed, yadda yadda yadda. Guess who he runs into two days later and congratulates

What are the 6 winning numbers in the 6/49 lottery tonight?
Reply #689 from WinCustomize Forums Top
03 13 15 22 33 34 40 Bonus 10

Who's the greatest?
Reply #691 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Who's the most wonderful?


My wife, obviously. Besides, I'm not game to nominate anyone else



What's the latest you've ever slept in...on a work day?
Reply #692 from WinCustomize Forums Top
when I used to work, the latest was ten to 8 (and I started at 8). Damn internal clock has me up at 6 every morning now.

How do I shut off that damn internal clock so I can sleep in?
Reply #694 from WinCustomize Forums Top
how do you know humpty dumpty is an egg???


I don't, but if so....what a huge omelette!!


Did little Bo Peep really lose her sheep....or send 'em off to the nearest meatworks for the extra cash?
Reply #695 from WinCustomize Forums Top
She lost them, she was an air-head!!! LOL




So why did the cow jump over the moon?
Reply #696 from WinCustomize Forums Top
She lost them, she was an air-head!!! LOL




So why did the cow jump over the moon?
Reply #697 from WinCustomize Forums Top
To get away from that damn fiddle playing cat.

Were Jack and Jill .... you know? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Or were they siblings?
Reply #698 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Jack liked Jill, but Jill liked Johnny Depp...

how many litres of water do you think jack n jill's pail held??
Reply #699 from WinCustomize Forums Top
2.5

Was Humpty Dumpty just depressed?
Reply #700 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Probably because of his name.

Do you think all the kings horses and men laughed when Humpty fell?