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Reply #26 Top
To make sounds.

Who killed JFK?
Reply #27 Top
the bullet


when do you get your freak on?
Reply #28 Top
out in society


do orbits decay because they consume too much chocolate?
Reply #29 Top
Right before getting it off...


is it square to be hip?
Reply #30 Top
no, it's hip to be square

Why do we see the stars twinkle?
Reply #31 Top
Because God gave us eyes to see.

What causes stars to twinkle?
Reply #32 Top
The same reason a falling tree makes a sound

How many chocolate santas can you eat?
Reply #33 Top
Stars without an eye to see don’t twinkle—it’s the effect of the light going thru the atmosphere, hitting the eye…

Now how many chocolate santas can you eat
Reply #34 Top
2 thirty-seconds.

Why can't the bullet do the right job, and hit Bush?
Reply #35 Top
Hang on, I'm thinking...2

How large are these chocolate santas?
Reply #36 Top
Silly people, Bush has been bulletproof since birth.

What was the last thing that made you fall down laughing?
Reply #37 Top
this game!!

How many people can we get to play this game?
Reply #38 Top
Last night, a late night show had Bush soundbite. They stretched it soit sounded as if he was tanked-stoned-drunk. Very funny, and believable.


Who is the greatest leader in history?
Reply #39 Top
If it be true that good wine needs no bush, 't is
true that a good play needs no epilogue. --Shak

can they be white chocolate Santa's?


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Reply #40 Top

Yes, but only on a Sunday.

Why?

Reply #41 Top
Becasue I said so

Do you brush your teeth at work?
Reply #42 Top

I don't even work at work...

What is your most irritating personality trait?

 

Reply #43 Top
over analyzing.


Back to: what color underwear are you wearing?
Reply #44 Top
none
Do you ever feel like you're invisible?
Reply #45 Top
I am

Do you ever feel visible?
Reply #46 Top
only when I don't wear underwear.

Ever call an unknown number and have a 2 hour conversation?
Reply #47 Top
yes. with technical support...I learned absolutely nothing helpful.


What makes a Jamaican want to join a Bobsled team?
Reply #48 Top
Passion and too much sun!

Can you eat chocolate while steering a bobsled?
Reply #49 Top
I do not bobsled.

What is it called when you can't move your hand anymore, because you've been using a mouse for too long?
Reply #50 Top
Addiction.

Marcia Gay Harding or Fairuza Balk?